Jessica's definitions

thick

word used to describe a girl who is big, but not fat, and has a very nice shape.

damn, that girl is thick!

by jessica January 27, 2004

pubic hair

the black thingys that are on your arm and penis.

The black thingys were hurting Nina while giving Jake a blowjob

by Jessica February 11, 2005

goober

the most retarded fucking cat in the world...possibly in the universe

goober ran into the window trying to get to a bird

by jessica August 4, 2004

Jeopardy

1)A game show consisting of categories of questions that go up in both value and difficulty as they go down the column. Hosted by Alex Trebek.

2)Extremely boring show since Ken Jennings lost.

1)She tried out for Jeopardy, but she wasn't smart enough.
2)(screamed at the TV) Ken would have known the answer, you dumb bitch!

by Jessica December 3, 2004

Iekika

A sexy beast, a woman that claims to be harmful be is really harmless. Can be a caring and great friend and real lovable. Iekika can also be there for people and can talk about anything...

Shes also good when it comes to pool tables and closets...*wink wink*

Even though most of time Iekika thinks low about her life and she said sometimes she wish to lose it. She sometimes don't understand how much some people love her and enjoy her company and would hate to see her go.

Iekika also has a heart of Gold, and in the future is best will happen for her.

Iekika- Carring, kind friendly

Iekika- Loveable, respectful and bashful

Iekika- Claims shes a bitch, but knows shes really sexy..*rawr*...

by Jessica July 5, 2004

Woody Allen

also see: asiaphile, yellow fever

40-ish year old guy: Man that girl is fine! (looking at a 13 yr old asian girl)
other guy: Quit being such a Woody Allen!

by Jessica May 16, 2004

sharting

fart nugget
basically when its relly quiet and then all of sudden you think you're fart is gonna be quiet and you shit your pants instead.

#1-Guys we have to go now....i mean it we have to go now.
#2-Why whats wrong...what happened?
#3-I just sharted.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....lauren and denver

by jessica March 28, 2004