5 definitions by Jesse Stacey
A childish yet effective coping mechanism often used by customer service agents when they've been speaking to an imbecile too long. It consists of reiterating everything stupid the caller says loudly so everyone around you can feel the same level of frustration you are experiencing.
support agent #1: "YES THAT'S RIGHT THE SHUTDOWN BUTTON WILL INFACT SHUTDOWN THE COMPUTER"
support agent #2: Why is he shouting like that?
support agent #3: He's obviously got an imbecile on the line and has relapsed into feel my pain mode.
support agent #2: Why is he shouting like that?
support agent #3: He's obviously got an imbecile on the line and has relapsed into feel my pain mode.
by Jesse Stacey May 17, 2008
a site eg. myspace, facebook, classmates that uses prepared scripts to easily build homepages for people to reconcile and brag about all the wonderful things they have acquired since graduation.
It is common practice to show off pictures of new hairstyles, possessions, trips to cuba, and other luxuries made possible by corporate blood money. This is meant to prove they are now somebody or "made it" in the world, when in reality... little has changed.
It is common practice to show off pictures of new hairstyles, possessions, trips to cuba, and other luxuries made possible by corporate blood money. This is meant to prove they are now somebody or "made it" in the world, when in reality... little has changed.
Jesse was a real loser in grade 12 but one look at his "bragpage" would have you believe that he's changed!
by Jesse Stacey March 23, 2007
A derogatory term for certain rural dwellers used to play up the overrated hype of urban conformity. Hicks reject modern doctrines of chasing class, sophistication, and materialism either outrightedly, or because they can't be bothered with venturing out of their simple yet humble lifestyles. They tend to not worry about insignificant things like trends and fashions and sometimes walk into the bank wearing their "shitkickers" to enjoy disgusted reactions. They are often called old fashioned but know that the urban community established by capitalist bankers and freemasons with too much money and power is only a temporary thing that like most fads will go out of fashion in due time. Too one's disgust, "City slickers" and urbanites who are generally regarded as being more refined or worldly have earned more favorable names like "gentleman", "intellectual", "beau", and "smoothy" mostly due to the fact that they, the ones in control of urban hubs and centers are also the ones in control of mass public influence, and the English language for that matter. After all, the country people are responsible for the bucolic plague!
After Bush got elected for his second term, the Waits family said "the hell with this fascist crapola!" and retired to the country to be hicks.
by Jesse Stacey February 9, 2007
a designated area or wall in someone's residence especially for dumping empty beer bottles that you plan to turn in as soon as you sober up.
by Jesse Stacey March 23, 2007
a designated area or wall in someone's residence especially for dumping empty beer bottles that you plan to turn in as soon as you sober up.
by Jesse Stacey March 23, 2007