Jesse Hattabaugh's definitions

STP

An abbreviation for Sexually Transmitted Problem. Any negative effect caused by sex.

I've got an STP, my computer got a virus while I was looking at online porn.

Friend: I think my girlfriend's pregnant.
Me: Sounds like you have an STP.

by Jesse Hattabaugh May 17, 2006

absolutely

To do something with a furious intensity.

I absolutely ate potato chips last night instead of a real dinner.

by Jesse Hattabaugh July 22, 2008

cox block

When your internet service provider (namely Cox Communications) blocks communication on one of your ports in order to prevent you from providing some service such as file sharing, or web page serving.

Since I'm cox blocked you have to use port 81 to see my web server.

by Jesse Hattabaugh April 25, 2006

neopolitan

A type of modern male that has a mature sense of social dynamics exhibited as a lack of jealousy, friendliness, and overall easy-going temperament.

The ladies like Keith 'cause he's a neopolitan.

by Jesse Hattabaugh July 22, 2008

rumble strip

The line of grooves that are cut into the side of highways which cause a loud noise when a driver gets too close to the edge.

Whenever I'm getting road head it's hard not to hit the rumble strip.

by Jesse Hattabaugh May 1, 2006

Bayarrhea

What happens when two or more San Franciscans start talking about San Francisco.

“Isn’t it great that we live in the Bay Area?” “Yes, it is, isn’t it? Look at the sun setting over the fog-enveloped bridge” “Look at Mt. Tam!” “Look at that multi-racial lesbian couple doing tai-chi!” “Look at those guys in assless chaps!” “Yes, it’s all so wonderful, I can barely drink my Fair-Trade soy latte with shavings of sustainably grown chocolate mejicano without crying!” “Uh Oh, I think we have bayarrhea!” “What are you a war-mongering, baby seal clubbing, conservative or something!?”

by Jesse Hattabaugh December 21, 2006

preject

Rejecting someone before they have a chance to reject you. Often used as an emotional defense mechanism.

Heather said she didn't think we'd work out, but she was just prejecting me.

by Jesse Hattabaugh January 1, 2007