Jesse Hattabaugh's definitions

Stewbert

A combination of the names Stewart and Colbert, hosts of the American talk shows "The Daily Show with John Stewart" and "The Colbert Report" which air back to back on Comedy Central.

I thought about going to vote in the primaries, but I decided to stay home and watch Stewbert instead.

by Jesse Hattabaugh January 9, 2009

cox block

When your internet service provider (namely Cox Communications) blocks communication on one of your ports in order to prevent you from providing some service such as file sharing, or web page serving.

Since I'm cox blocked you have to use port 81 to see my web server.

by Jesse Hattabaugh April 25, 2006

preject

Rejecting someone before they have a chance to reject you. Often used as an emotional defense mechanism.

Heather said she didn't think we'd work out, but she was just prejecting me.

by Jesse Hattabaugh January 1, 2007

neopolitan

A type of modern male that has a mature sense of social dynamics exhibited as a lack of jealousy, friendliness, and overall easy-going temperament.

The ladies like Keith 'cause he's a neopolitan.

by Jesse Hattabaugh July 22, 2008

absolutely

To do something with a furious intensity.

I absolutely ate potato chips last night instead of a real dinner.

by Jesse Hattabaugh July 22, 2008

Bayarrhea

What happens when two or more San Franciscans start talking about San Francisco.

“Isn’t it great that we live in the Bay Area?” “Yes, it is, isn’t it? Look at the sun setting over the fog-enveloped bridge” “Look at Mt. Tam!” “Look at that multi-racial lesbian couple doing tai-chi!” “Look at those guys in assless chaps!” “Yes, it’s all so wonderful, I can barely drink my Fair-Trade soy latte with shavings of sustainably grown chocolate mejicano without crying!” “Uh Oh, I think we have bayarrhea!” “What are you a war-mongering, baby seal clubbing, conservative or something!?”

by Jesse Hattabaugh December 21, 2006

STP

An abbreviation for Sexually Transmitted Problem. Any negative effect caused by sex.

I've got an STP, my computer got a virus while I was looking at online porn.

Friend: I think my girlfriend's pregnant.
Me: Sounds like you have an STP.

by Jesse Hattabaugh May 17, 2006