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joisey

How us New Jersey people DONT say Jersey
We say Jurzee, see New Jersey accent
Not even people in North Jersey say it that way
Not even my cousins from NY say it
We have 8 million residents, do you really think all of them say "Joisey"? If you do than your dumb as hell.
I bet 90% of you who make fun of us have never been to New Jersey, and I bet I could make fun of your state but I don't cause I'm not some ignorant fuck who makes up shit.
NO ONE SAYS JOISEY.
by Jersey Kid March 22, 2008
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EPA

Stands for East Palo Alto, a town in the Yay Area California
by Jersey Kid January 28, 2008
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George W. Bush

- 4,000 and rising dead soldiers fighting in Iraq
- 1,863 dead during Hurricane Katrina the number could have been much lower if the government helped out
- Millions of dollars wasted, economy plunging
- Has one of the lowest apporval ratings in history
- Was born in New Haven, CONNNECTICUT, not Texas.
"How do you sleep while the rest of us cry?
How do you dream when a mother has no chance to say goodbye? How do you walk with your head held high?
Can you even look me in the eye
And tell me why?" - Dear Mr. President, by Pink

Thanks for everything George W. Bush.
by Jersey Kid March 22, 2008
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australia

A very beautiful country, home to the great barrier reef, Kangaroos, Sydney, and a good football (soccer) team. I don't get why you hate us yanks, for the most part we admire Australia and it is portrayed as an exotic and thriving island/continent in our media.
Australia is very beautiful and unique, don't judge us yanks from what you hear on TV, we are actually for the most part nice and intelligent also.
by Jersey Kid January 29, 2008
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greece

A cool country in Europe, with beautiful islands, rich hills, and large cities.
Let's go to Greece! Cool country
by Jersey Kid January 27, 2008
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rawkstar

how semi-retarded barbie wanna-be, pop loving, hillary duff admiring, girls spell/say "rockstar"
"Oh my gawd, Party like a fawking rawkstar!" said Amy as she pressed play on the stereo and played the Hillary Duff album.
by Jersey Kid December 26, 2007
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Las vegas

Why does everyone hate Las Vegas? Have you ever even been there? The hotels are nothing short of amazing, roman palaces, Egyptian pyrmaids, Parisian Castles, transformed into Modern Hotels. The Club scene is off the wall, and the hotel pools are the best. Sure, there are ghetto parts of the city of sin but what city doesn't have that? Don't write a definition if you've never been there.
Stop hating on Las Vegas, people could do the same thing to where your from.
by Jersey Kid January 21, 2008
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