Definitions by Jerrodimus Prime

Five Jew Bankers 

proper n.) Popularized by the adult swim cartoon, "Sealab 2021", they are the supposed masterminds behind the world's governments, financial systems, and media outlets; the "owners" of the world.

The real reason Kennedy was shot was because he stiffed one of the Five Jew Bankers on a bar tab.

Five Jew Bankers by Jerrodimus Prime July 16, 2008

on the juice 

slang. - taking anabolic steroids

Rumor has it that the reason Barry Bonds is able to hit so many home runs is because he's "on the juice".

on the juice by Jerrodimus Prime February 15, 2005

Limp as a Bizkit 

(slang): to be impotent

Billy wanted to be intimate with Becky, but was, unfortunately, "Limp as a Bizkit".

Limp as a Bizkit by Jerrodimus Prime January 25, 2005

christmas 

(n.) A magical time of year where Jesus Christ rises from the grave to feast on the flesh of the living, so we all sing Christmas carols to lull him back to sleep.

Johnny celebrates Christmas with his family by singing Christmas carols to ward off Zombie Jesus.

christmas by Jerrodimus Prime December 16, 2004

doing the dew 

(v.) the act of having sexual intercourse.

Origins: an episode of "Family Guy"

Past tense: Did the dew

Future tense: Do the dew

With a little bit of charm, luck, and a half-empty bottle of Tequilla, Johnny will be "doing the dew" with Susan tonight.

doing the dew by Jerrodimus Prime December 15, 2004

pussy-gnome

1. - (n.) a mythical being of diminuitive stature that lives in a woman's vagina.

2. - (n.) a cowardly person of diminuative stature.

1.) Sally's gynocologist was quite surprised when, during a routine checkup, he discovered a pussy-gnome residing within her uterus.

2.) Don't be such a "pussy-gnome", Billy, and go score us some weed!

pussy-gnome by Jerrodimus Prime December 15, 2004