Jerktart's definitions

coop

A coffee poop.

While originally thought to by synonymous with moop, it is clear that not all moops are the result of coffee and not all coffee is consumed in the morning.

4 cups of coffee puts me in the bathroom all morning with a terrible case of the coop.

by Jerktart October 18, 2011

moop

A morning poop; The result of heavy coffee drinking during the morning. Commonly occurs before leaving for work/school or at a break before lunch.

Not to be confused with a noop.

After 5 cups of coffee, a moop is required to evacuate your bowels.

by Jerktart July 29, 2011