Todd: I didn't know Barack Obama belonged to a racist church and goes out of his way not to wear an American lapel pin.
Chuck: Are you sorry you voted for him?
Todd: Yeah.
Chuck: Call the DNC and tell them you changed your mind.
Todd: Thanks! I will!
Chuck: Dumbass.
Chuck: Are you sorry you voted for him?
Todd: Yeah.
Chuck: Call the DNC and tell them you changed your mind.
Todd: Thanks! I will!
Chuck: Dumbass.
by Jeremiah A. Wright Jr. March 14, 2008
Get the DNC mug.A term used by the occupy wall street protesting the bankers who are considered the 1%, the super rich. 99% refers to the struggling working class. Oddly only bankers and a few CEOs are considered the bad 1%. No one protest celebrities that often make hundreds of times more than their camera man, assistants, writers or a person selling beer at sporting events. Some may argue they have little effect on the common man but when Leno and Letterman make over 35 million a year (despite low ratings) advertisers or the network have to pay more. The workers will get less, more work, let go or outsourced.
Example of those super rich in 1% no one wants protest:
Michael Jordan, Jerry Seinfeld, Jay Leno, Oprah, 50 cent, Barry Manilow, Katie Couric, Kobe Bryant, Dr. Phil, Dr. House, Jeff Gordon, Sam Waterston, Barbara Walters, IMUS, Adam Sandler, Seth Macfarlane, Tiger Woods, Ted Danson and hundreds more.
Example of those super rich in 1% no one wants protest:
Michael Jordan, Jerry Seinfeld, Jay Leno, Oprah, 50 cent, Barry Manilow, Katie Couric, Kobe Bryant, Dr. Phil, Dr. House, Jeff Gordon, Sam Waterston, Barbara Walters, IMUS, Adam Sandler, Seth Macfarlane, Tiger Woods, Ted Danson and hundreds more.
Brian Williams said with a sad face "the rich keep getting richer while the 99% make less" but he makes twelve million year reading a teleprompter. More than most bankers for working 22 minutes a day. Comes out to about 100k a night. His assistant is likely in the 99%.
Dr. Phil spent 500k on his son's wedding. Then put an ad out needing a assistant from the 99%. Pay? 8 dollars an hour.
Dr. Phil spent 500k on his son's wedding. Then put an ad out needing a assistant from the 99%. Pay? 8 dollars an hour.
by Jeremiah A. Wright Jr. December 18, 2011
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Even when they do report the weather on TWC it is a joke. Often a two or three person job. One person will give you the south for 2 minutes and after being exhausted throws it to another anchor for the current conditions of the west.
Even when they do report the weather on TWC it is a joke. Often a two or three person job. One person will give you the south for 2 minutes and after being exhausted throws it to another anchor for the current conditions of the west.
True story: There were severe thunderstorms, hail and a tornado in my county and not a peep from the Weather Channel. TWC was playing a documentary of a tornado in Alabama that killed several people 3 years ago due to a failed warning system. Though no one died here it was still an ironic broadcast from a channel that is suppose to report the damn weather updates.
They must not pay well at the Weather Channel. There is always someone new.
They must not pay well at the Weather Channel. There is always someone new.
by Jeremiah A. Wright Jr. May 16, 2008
Get the the weather channel mug.The pro Obama Spin on MSNBC. In ObamaVision politicans or hacks that bring up black voter and white voter breakdowns are called racist by Chris Matthews who claims to be above it. Yet it was pointed out by other guest he'll be bring up race for hours during primary coverage. He almost cried while dening this. Later that night he told America how whites and blacks are voting.
Dude: Want to watch Hardball with Chris Matthews?
Guy wants to punch Keith Olbermann: Turn it to Fox or CNN. I can't take this ObamaVision.
Guy wants to punch Keith Olbermann: Turn it to Fox or CNN. I can't take this ObamaVision.
by Jeremiah A. Wright Jr. May 14, 2008
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Joe felt he was an honest policeman, even though he knew:
Officer X was protecting two drug houses
Officer Y has sex in his cruiser.
Officer Z said he was patrolling and was really at his house playing Xbox.
Officer Z also kept a sack of weed and .357 magnum he found in a suspects car.
Joe said he is honest. One has to wonder if Joe know he would have been fired for failing to reporting 1% of what he has seen in the private sector.
Joe felt he was an honest policeman, even though he knew:
Officer X was protecting two drug houses
Officer Y has sex in his cruiser.
Officer Z said he was patrolling and was really at his house playing Xbox.
Officer Z also kept a sack of weed and .357 magnum he found in a suspects car.
Joe said he is honest. One has to wonder if Joe know he would have been fired for failing to reporting 1% of what he has seen in the private sector.
Joe is with the police. He told me he is honest. Then again he never reported witnessing Officer X planting evidence five times. By his on admissions half the department is shady.
by Jeremiah A. Wright Jr. December 20, 2011
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Get the imagination land mug.Chris Matthews is a raging, screaming blowhard that works for MSNBC. Not to be confused with Fox News' Chris Wallace, who is the one President Clinton bitch slapped over several minutes for being a smug prick. Matthews does kiss up to some guest like his boss Dan Abrams. He never gives most guest a chance to answer the question before yelling another one that is often of much less importance than the first one....Example:
Matthews: Do you think we should have invaded Iraq!
Guest: I think with the....(interpreted by Matthews)
Matthews: How about this great spring Weather! That's a nice watch!
He has stated before "you'd be shocked how conservative I really am." Although on the issue of firearms he is a gun grabber. Often stating in several minutes of off the subject rants, what's wrong with people in Iowa, Ohio, the South, Western states and my brothers. Why do they want a gun? Rudy Giuliani and New York City get it. What's with these people having guns.
Matthews: Do you think we should have invaded Iraq!
Guest: I think with the....(interpreted by Matthews)
Matthews: How about this great spring Weather! That's a nice watch!
He has stated before "you'd be shocked how conservative I really am." Although on the issue of firearms he is a gun grabber. Often stating in several minutes of off the subject rants, what's wrong with people in Iowa, Ohio, the South, Western states and my brothers. Why do they want a gun? Rudy Giuliani and New York City get it. What's with these people having guns.
Chris Matthews: What's with Hillary saying she gets the debate questions first? You want them first.
Guest: No you don't, if you get it second you have time to think about the answer.
Chris Matthews: I don't get it.
Guest: If you are a Noob like Barack Obama and do not know the answer you can later say "yeah me too". It gives you time to think the answer through and you can play got you if the first person answering makes a mistake.
Chris Matthews: I don't get it.
Keith Olbermann: Me neither.
Guest: What a dumbass!
Chris Matthews: You are banned.
Guest: And you guys are so in the tank for Obama.
Chris Matthews is often referred to as "Tweety."
Guest: No you don't, if you get it second you have time to think about the answer.
Chris Matthews: I don't get it.
Guest: If you are a Noob like Barack Obama and do not know the answer you can later say "yeah me too". It gives you time to think the answer through and you can play got you if the first person answering makes a mistake.
Chris Matthews: I don't get it.
Keith Olbermann: Me neither.
Guest: What a dumbass!
Chris Matthews: You are banned.
Guest: And you guys are so in the tank for Obama.
Chris Matthews is often referred to as "Tweety."
by Jeremiah A. Wright Jr. March 14, 2008
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