Jenou's definitions

king's hit

To take the first hit from a bong, usually a gravity bong, where the first hit is most potent.

Dude, I took king's hit off of my buddy's piece and I got so cashed...

by jenou November 2, 2007

hiney-humper

one who takes pleasure in the act of anal sex.
one who enjoys taking anal ravagings.

in other words...a gay man

bob had sexx0r wit joe. He r teh hiney-humper.

by jenou April 19, 2007

childbirth dump

A result of way too much applebees, this dump is a force to be reckoned with. The poor fool who falls victim to this devastating stool is subject to such a level of pain, that his hair may turned gray instantly. Survivors have described it as feeling as if a tree trunk was leaving you sideways. If your poor ass is ever deflowered by a childbirth dump, follow these steps immediately:
*scream
*call obstetrician
*hope to god he has an epidural

NOTE---this type of dump may render one paralyzed from the waist down.

Bob was in a wheelchair for eight months after a monster childbirth dump. fuckin applebees.

by jenou April 20, 2007

paper raper

noun:: one who looks at, and/or masturbates to anime porn. see hentai

dude. thats fuckin sick. i can believe you get off to that anime shit, you sick paper raper.

by jenou April 28, 2007

fag

Someone who rides a Harley-Davidson Motorcycle and obnoxiously revs the engine in a futile attempt to gain others attention when really, others just think its annoying.

"BRUMBUMBUMBUMBUM!"

"what the hell is that?"

*fag on a harley rides by, reving the engine loudly*

"Oh what a fag..."

by jenou March 26, 2010

Conductor

A homosexual male. Called a conductor because they drive their "trains" through other men's "tunnels".

can also be used to express aggravation towards someone.

He totally hiney-humped joe last night. He's a conductor big time.

or

Dude, Dont be such a fucking conductor.

by jenou April 19, 2007

penor

penis. 1337 way to say penis, cock, or any other referral to the male genitalia.

kiss my ass and sux mah penor!

my penor is 11 inches long.

u wish u had mah penor!

This movie sux teh penor.

by jenou May 13, 2007