JenBurger's definitions

Shiggy

A shit ciggy

Geez you rolled a shiggy, next time I'll roll the ciggy.

by JenBurger July 30, 2019

scrallop

When a female is so dirty and promiscuous that neither, yet both the terms, 'scrag', & 'trollop' are completely fitting. A combination of the two form the new term, 'scrallop'.

"Yo, keep that 'scrallop' away from my man, coz I don't want to lose OR catch anything!"

by JenBurger November 6, 2015

chuts

Chick nuts

"She's got some serious chuts going on there!"

by JenBurger October 5, 2015

Wayne Chain

The wristband issued by doormen and bouncers at night clubs.

These are often difficult to remove (and/or forgotten) after a night of drinking, and are frequently removed the day after clubbing. They are sometimes worn as badges--proudly, yet silently, proclaiming that you got shitfaced in a public location the night before.

Named after the wristbands issued at Wayne's Inn, Puyallup, Washington.

Amber, take off your freakin Wayne Chain. It's SUNDAY!!!!

or


I was at work on Saturday for over an hour before I remembered to take my Wayne Chain off.

by Jenburger October 6, 2008

Narcispasm

When a person who is generally really nice has a random moment when they are being a complete cunt, they are having a narcispasm.

So Harry just stunned us all with a narcispasm. He's usually such a top bloke.

by JenBurger July 30, 2019

Shister

A shit sister.

Jackson, "so, my older sister stole dads weed, hid it in my room, & told him that I've been acting weird. Man, I'm in SO much shit now!!"
Ryan, "dude... that's pretty fkd up, WHAT A SHISTER !!"

by JenBurger December 6, 2018

Flangulance

When a woman suffers from uncontrollable queefing.

I gotta move seats! Maria has chronic flangulance & its a distraction.

by JenBurger September 1, 2017