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what the scallop 

the family friendly way of saying what the fuck or what the hell. often used with two exclamation marks and a ;-; emoticon.
other curses like this are “what the fudge” “what the flippers”
person a: hey dude i just stole someones house
person b: ermm… what the scallop!!
what the scallop by acallops May 15, 2023

vegan scallops 

Literally "scallops of vegan version". But it's not scallops. It's made of king oyster mushrooms. Its tastes & feels are definitely not as same as scallops.
I tried vegan scallops yesterday. I thought it's just as same as scallops, but uh, no, it's absolutely different.
vegan scallops by Ms FluffyCat February 1, 2023

Scallop Dragger 

An oversized or extremely low-hanging scrotum, as when a person is afflicted with elephantine testiculitis.
Did you see that old dude in the locker room?

The one with the scallop dragger?

Yeah, he must have to use an elephant jockstrap for that scallop dragger.
Scallop Dragger by LowellThomas September 28, 2013

Erm... what the scallop!! ;-; 

a saying used when you want to say "what the fuck" but the situation isn't something to be that intense about.

usually said in a joking/ironic way, to go along with something that doesn't make sense or is "cringe".
made to sound cringe to match the energy of who you are saying it to.
for maximum effect, put on a "nerdy" voice
;-; (crying)
*emilypickme101 posted a bad attempt at a thirst trap*
the comment section: Erm... what the scallop!! ;-;

LOOK AT THE SCALLOPS 

A reference made in Episode 14 of Gayle, the Youtube series that is finna the best thing you will ever hear.
"You're gonna see sea horses, and sand dollars. You thought this was a regular shower towel? Look at the fun designs. LOOK AT THE SCALLOPS"
LOOK AT THE SCALLOPS by twerksp00n December 9, 2012

scalloped neck 

Neck of a guitar; Where the neck has been scalloped.
Usually found on Lutes. When the fret has been scalloped (grooved) from one fret wire to the other (through the whole neck).
Yngwie Malmsteen popularized this spec with his Signature Fender Start. The neck it self can cost up to $900.
If taken to a local shop can be done for around $300 on a stock neck.
Richie Blackmore also had a similar guitar.

It does not allow you to play faster (in fact its harder to play, and get used to) Although bending and vibratto is performed better. Once one learns to play well on a scalloped neck, a regular neck will be easier to play than before.
guitar player: "Dude i scalloped the neck of my guitar"
guitar teacher: "Wholy motherfucker! That is the coolest thing ever! Let me see it... OMG!"

-scalloped neck
scalloped neck by smellofpenicillin September 21, 2005