Poup

A soup du jour comprised of a broth of diarrhea interspersed with fecal matter.
That stomach bug caused my ass to brew up a poup like you wouldn't believe!
by JefferiahtheMessiah November 11, 2022
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papa squealskins

A father who is a senior citizen but is very silly and immature for his age, often times becoming an annoyance.
I had to leave the family get together because Papa Squealskins wouldn't stop annoying me.
by JefferiahtheMessiah January 05, 2019
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pee on the poop

When someone stands up and urinates on their excrement in the toilet to break it up
I didn't think my dump would flush so I had to pee on the poop.
by JefferiahtheMessiah November 20, 2014
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Poopy Dickson

When changing your baby boy and fecal matter has accumulated all over the penis.
I changed Joshua earlier, he had bad diarrhea and I exclaimed: "Damn you got a poopy dickson!"
by JefferiahtheMessiah February 09, 2021
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Bjowski

Superfluous slang term for fellatio, or oral sex performed on a man
That hooker gave me an expert bjowski!
by JefferiahtheMessiah November 20, 2014
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diarrpeeah

The violent expulsion of extremely thin, urine-like discharge from the anus, usually resulting from stomach virus or food poisoning.
I was so sick I spent all night shooting diarrpeeah out of my ass.
by JefferiahtheMessiah May 26, 2021
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A phrase used by an elderly grandfather to describe his hyperactive grandson's frequent movements.
Settle down boy, you're gettin all itchy gotchy with the twitchy twachy!
by JefferiahtheMessiah April 16, 2022
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