pee on the poop

When someone stands up and urinates on their excrement in the toilet to break it up

I didn't think my dump would flush so I had to pee on the poop.

by JefferiahtheMessiah November 20, 2014

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Hamgry

The phenomenon of a sudden ravenous hunger that can only be satisfied by copious amounts of ham.

Dude, the tour of this hog farm is making me hamgry!

by JefferiahtheMessiah January 10, 2022

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A phrase used by an elderly grandfather to describe his hyperactive grandson's frequent movements.

Settle down boy, you're gettin all itchy gotchy with the twitchy twachy!

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When changing your baby boy and fecal matter has accumulated all over the penis.

I changed Joshua earlier, he had bad diarrhea and I exclaimed: "Damn you got a poopy dickson!"

by JefferiahtheMessiah February 09, 2021

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A soup du jour comprised of a broth of diarrhea interspersed with fecal matter.

That stomach bug caused my ass to brew up a poup like you wouldn't believe!

by JefferiahtheMessiah November 10, 2022

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Pussy and Blow Job. When your wife/girlfriend gives you head then let's you stick it in her vag.

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A father who is a senior citizen but is very silly and immature for his age, often times becoming an annoyance.

I had to leave the family get together because Papa Squealskins wouldn't stop annoying me.

by JefferiahtheMessiah January 05, 2019

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