JefferiahtheMessiah's definitions

Hamgry

The phenomenon of a sudden ravenous hunger that can only be satisfied by copious amounts of ham.

Dude, the tour of this hog farm is making me hamgry!

by JefferiahtheMessiah January 10, 2022

diarrpeeah

The violent expulsion of extremely thin, urine-like discharge from the anus, usually resulting from stomach virus or food poisoning.

I was so sick I spent all night shooting diarrpeeah out of my ass.

by JefferiahtheMessiah May 26, 2021

itchy gotchy with the twitchy twachy

A phrase used by an elderly grandfather to describe his hyperactive grandson's frequent movements.

Settle down boy, you're gettin all itchy gotchy with the twitchy twachy!

by JefferiahtheMessiah April 16, 2022

Poup

A soup du jour comprised of a broth of diarrhea interspersed with fecal matter.

That stomach bug caused my ass to brew up a poup like you wouldn't believe!

by JefferiahtheMessiah November 10, 2022

pee on the poop

When someone stands up and urinates on their excrement in the toilet to break it up

I didn't think my dump would flush so I had to pee on the poop.

by JefferiahtheMessiah November 20, 2014

the big wang theory

The theory that the singularity with which the universe began, emerged from a giant cosmic penis.

The astrophysicists and cosmologists were all stunned and amazed at the new proposal of "the Big Wang Theory".

by JefferiahtheMessiah January 11, 2021

papa squealskins

A father who is a senior citizen but is very silly and immature for his age, often times becoming an annoyance.

I had to leave the family get together because Papa Squealskins wouldn't stop annoying me.

by JefferiahtheMessiah January 5, 2019