Jeff Johnson's definitions

LGFU

LGFU, Lets Get Fucked Up, taken from the motion city soundtrack song LGFUAD. Meaning to get wasted.

"Dude my bitch left me, LGFU"

"What do you want to do tonight?", "Uhm.. LGFU"

by Jeff Johnson August 11, 2005

gayfer

See homo, used usualy by a child, most parent's wouldn't think of it as a sware word

Ah gayfer frick dude man!

by Jeff Johnson September 6, 2005

stink bombs

Ammonium Sulfide in a glass bottel that when broken can really clear a hallway or classroom. Best used in the doorway of a classroom. When using it remeber to keep mum because it usual results in an in school suspension.

Did you smell that stink bomb cody let off in the hall way? He got a few days of CLC for that crap.

by Jeff Johnson May 19, 2005

carmex

The best chapstick brand known to man, it also relives cold sores. For fun it can be squirted very far and looks very cool when done right.

"Mike R. won't stop putting on the freaking carmex, he's in love"

"Dude at recess I threw carmex at Joanna and it looked like some one had given her a spiderman"

by Jeff Johnson May 28, 2005

weezer

An rock band known as the "hash-pipe guys" or the "sweater-song guys", known for their emotional song lyrics and ani-rock star atitude.

"Weezer is so emo" *punch in the face* "Fuck you faggot"

by Jeff Johnson August 11, 2005

Claggett

A middle school located in Northern Ohio. Hosts grades 6-8 and rivials with Root middle school. The sports teams generaly get pwned but usualy have a single amazing person on the teams.

"Claggett is for the elite of them all but has way to many poor people"

by Jeff Johnson June 5, 2005

CLC

Stands for Corrective Learning Center which is a nicer phrase for In School Suspension.

Kevin got three days of CLC for pulling down that kids pants in gym.

by Jeff Johnson May 19, 2005