Jeff Johnson's definitions

Aquajet 9000

A made up company/brand for a hottub from the movie Anchorman (see the music video/mp3 for afternoon delight), Can be simply used as a term for a hottub.

"When you come over saturday we can hang out in my aquajet 9000 and have a meal of steak, waffles, french fries, and of course scotch"

by Jeff Johnson May 28, 2005

carmex

The best chapstick brand known to man, it also relives cold sores. For fun it can be squirted very far and looks very cool when done right.

"Mike R. won't stop putting on the freaking carmex, he's in love"

"Dude at recess I threw carmex at Joanna and it looked like some one had given her a spiderman"

by Jeff Johnson May 28, 2005

Claggett

A middle school located in Northern Ohio. Hosts grades 6-8 and rivials with Root middle school. The sports teams generaly get pwned but usualy have a single amazing person on the teams.

"Claggett is for the elite of them all but has way to many poor people"

by Jeff Johnson June 5, 2005

womb buddy

A twin or someone you have known most of your life.

"Natilie and Joanna are totaly womb buddys"

by Jeff Johnson June 24, 2005

meechboo

A fag or faggish type of man, or woman. Characterized by having proffuse amounts of gay, usualy anal, sex.

Belefuu fucking owns that Meechboo fag

by Jeff Johnson November 22, 2003

ampallang

Ampallang Piercing is a popular male genital piercing. The most important things for a successful Ampallang piercing are the placement of the piercing and sizing of jewellery.

Ampallang piercing is usually placed horizontally through the head of the penis, above the urethra. This piercing can take a while to settle down, normally around three to six months.

"Ah the Ampallang well chosen, Now thats a piercing!" - Strangeland

by Jeff Johnson December 9, 2004

balls in the face

An expression not meaning to put your testicals in someones face but just a term that can follow anything but not mean anything. Frequently used in Ohio. Also can mean the same as a "T-Bagging"

"Ohhhh!! BALLS IN THE FACE!"

Or used when someone throws actual balls the face

"Balls in the face!"

As a T-bagging:

"Shit dude when Brian fell asleep we gave him some mad balls in the face"

by Jeff Johnson March 3, 2005