Phallus

(greek for phallos)

1. Latin term for erect penis
2. Descibe someone to have penis like qualities
3. Clitorus of the female
1. Phallus amat (Translation: You Love Penis)
2. Agricola phalli est
3. He licked your phallus?

"Mr. Kolo, what does Phallus mean" (teacher blushes)
by Jeff Johnson December 04, 2005
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balls in the face

An expression not meaning to put your testicals in someones face but just a term that can follow anything but not mean anything. Frequently used in Ohio. Also can mean the same as a "T-Bagging"
"Ohhhh!! BALLS IN THE FACE!"

Or used when someone throws actual balls the face

"Balls in the face!"

As a T-bagging:

"Shit dude when Brian fell asleep we gave him some mad balls in the face"
by Jeff Johnson March 04, 2005
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Face Hole

Used to describe a mouth or pie hole
"Oh yes the food is ready to be crammed down my face hole"

"Insert the food unit into the face hole"

"Ah yes cramming it down my face hole" - Joe W.
by Jeff Johnson July 21, 2005
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Aquajet 9000

A made up company/brand for a hottub from the movie Anchorman (see the music video/mp3 for afternoon delight), Can be simply used as a term for a hottub.
"When you come over saturday we can hang out in my aquajet 9000 and have a meal of steak, waffles, french fries, and of course scotch"
by Jeff Johnson May 25, 2005
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meechboo

A fag or faggish type of man, or woman. Characterized by having proffuse amounts of gay, usualy anal, sex.
Belefuu fucking owns that Meechboo fag
by Jeff Johnson November 22, 2003
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CLC

Stands for Corrective Learning Center which is a nicer phrase for In School Suspension.
Kevin got three days of CLC for pulling down that kids pants in gym.
by Jeff Johnson May 18, 2005
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Claggett

A middle school located in Northern Ohio. Hosts grades 6-8 and rivials with Root middle school. The sports teams generaly get pwned but usualy have a single amazing person on the teams.
"Claggett is for the elite of them all but has way to many poor people"
by Jeff Johnson May 30, 2005
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