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A made up company/brand for a hottub from the movie Anchorman (see the music video/mp3 for afternoon delight), Can be simply used as a term for a hottub.
"When you come over saturday we can hang out in my aquajet 9000 and have a meal of steak, waffles, french fries, and of course scotch"
by Jeff Johnson May 28, 2005
Get the Aquajet 9000 mug.The best chapstick brand known to man, it also relives cold sores. For fun it can be squirted very far and looks very cool when done right.
"Mike R. won't stop putting on the freaking carmex, he's in love"
"Dude at recess I threw carmex at Joanna and it looked like some one had given her a spiderman"
"Dude at recess I threw carmex at Joanna and it looked like some one had given her a spiderman"
by Jeff Johnson May 28, 2005
Get the carmex mug.Ammonium Sulfide in a glass bottel that when broken can really clear a hallway or classroom. Best used in the doorway of a classroom. When using it remeber to keep mum because it usual results in an in school suspension.
by Jeff Johnson May 19, 2005
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Get the CLC mug.An expression not meaning to put your testicals in someones face but just a term that can follow anything but not mean anything. Frequently used in Ohio. Also can mean the same as a "T-Bagging"
"Ohhhh!! BALLS IN THE FACE!"
Or used when someone throws actual balls the face
"Balls in the face!"
As a T-bagging:
"Shit dude when Brian fell asleep we gave him some mad balls in the face"
Or used when someone throws actual balls the face
"Balls in the face!"
As a T-bagging:
"Shit dude when Brian fell asleep we gave him some mad balls in the face"
by Jeff Johnson March 3, 2005
Get the balls in the face mug.Ampallang Piercing is a popular male genital piercing. The most important things for a successful Ampallang piercing are the placement of the piercing and sizing of jewellery.
Ampallang piercing is usually placed horizontally through the head of the penis, above the urethra. This piercing can take a while to settle down, normally around three to six months.
Ampallang piercing is usually placed horizontally through the head of the penis, above the urethra. This piercing can take a while to settle down, normally around three to six months.
by Jeff Johnson December 9, 2004
Get the ampallang mug.A fag or faggish type of man, or woman. Characterized by having proffuse amounts of gay, usualy anal, sex.
by Jeff Johnson November 22, 2003
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