carmex

The best chapstick brand known to man, it also relives cold sores. For fun it can be squirted very far and looks very cool when done right.

"Mike R. won't stop putting on the freaking carmex, he's in love"

"Dude at recess I threw carmex at Joanna and it looked like some one had given her a spiderman"

by Jeff Johnson May 25, 2005

Phallus

(greek for phallos)

1. Latin term for erect penis
2. Descibe someone to have penis like qualities
3. Clitorus of the female

1. Phallus amat (Translation: You Love Penis)
2. Agricola phalli est
3. He licked your phallus?

"Mr. Kolo, what does Phallus mean" (teacher blushes)

by Jeff Johnson December 04, 2005

stink bombs

Ammonium Sulfide in a glass bottel that when broken can really clear a hallway or classroom. Best used in the doorway of a classroom. When using it remeber to keep mum because it usual results in an in school suspension.

Did you smell that stink bomb cody let off in the hall way? He got a few days of CLC for that crap.

by Jeff Johnson May 18, 2005

weezer

An rock band known as the "hash-pipe guys" or the "sweater-song guys", known for their emotional song lyrics and ani-rock star atitude.

"Weezer is so emo" *punch in the face* "Fuck you faggot"

by Jeff Johnson July 21, 2005

gayfer

See homo, used usualy by a child, most parent's wouldn't think of it as a sware word

Ah gayfer frick dude man!

by Jeff Johnson August 24, 2005

womb buddy

A twin or someone you have known most of your life.

"Natilie and Joanna are totaly womb buddys"

by Jeff Johnson June 10, 2005

ampallang

Ampallang Piercing is a popular male genital piercing. The most important things for a successful Ampallang piercing are the placement of the piercing and sizing of jewellery.

Ampallang piercing is usually placed horizontally through the head of the penis, above the urethra. This piercing can take a while to settle down, normally around three to six months.

"Ah the Ampallang well chosen, Now thats a piercing!" - Strangeland

by Jeff Johnson December 09, 2004