stink bombs

Ammonium Sulfide in a glass bottel that when broken can really clear a hallway or classroom. Best used in the doorway of a classroom. When using it remeber to keep mum because it usual results in an in school suspension.

Did you smell that stink bomb cody let off in the hall way? He got a few days of CLC for that crap.

by Jeff Johnson May 18, 2005

weezer

An rock band known as the "hash-pipe guys" or the "sweater-song guys", known for their emotional song lyrics and ani-rock star atitude.

"Weezer is so emo" *punch in the face* "Fuck you faggot"

by Jeff Johnson July 21, 2005

carmex

The best chapstick brand known to man, it also relives cold sores. For fun it can be squirted very far and looks very cool when done right.

"Mike R. won't stop putting on the freaking carmex, he's in love"

"Dude at recess I threw carmex at Joanna and it looked like some one had given her a spiderman"

by Jeff Johnson May 25, 2005

Phallus

(greek for phallos)

1. Latin term for erect penis
2. Descibe someone to have penis like qualities
3. Clitorus of the female

1. Phallus amat (Translation: You Love Penis)
2. Agricola phalli est
3. He licked your phallus?

"Mr. Kolo, what does Phallus mean" (teacher blushes)

by Jeff Johnson December 04, 2005

balls in the face

An expression not meaning to put your testicals in someones face but just a term that can follow anything but not mean anything. Frequently used in Ohio. Also can mean the same as a "T-Bagging"

"Ohhhh!! BALLS IN THE FACE!"

Or used when someone throws actual balls the face

"Balls in the face!"

As a T-bagging:

"Shit dude when Brian fell asleep we gave him some mad balls in the face"

by Jeff Johnson March 04, 2005

Face Hole

Used to describe a mouth or pie hole

"Oh yes the food is ready to be crammed down my face hole"

"Insert the food unit into the face hole"

"Ah yes cramming it down my face hole" - Joe W.

by Jeff Johnson July 21, 2005

LGFU

LGFU, Lets Get Fucked Up, taken from the motion city soundtrack song LGFUAD. Meaning to get wasted.

"Dude my bitch left me, LGFU"

"What do you want to do tonight?", "Uhm.. LGFU"

by Jeff Johnson July 21, 2005