Jeff's definitions

Jizzaculate

A verb describing the best ejaculation a man can ever experience. Jizzaculation usually occurs from unbelievably hot women.

"That chick was so hot all I had to do was look at her and I jizzaculated."

"My girlfriend was wearing one of those butt-plugs that turns me on, that crap made me jizzaculate in like five seconds."

by Jeff September 5, 2005

Tkachuk

A awesome hockey player for the St. Louis Blues.

Keith Tkachuk got the feed from Pavol Demitra to score the game-winning goal.

by jeff March 5, 2004

douchebag

An insult most often directed toward very eccentric and uninhibited individuals whose inconsiderate actions frequently hinder their ability to socialize and develop relationships with others.

That guy was a complete douchebag, always making an ass out of himself.

by jeff March 21, 2004

european outlet

to insert one's penis into another's nostril. Name given due to the usual occurance that the penis will not fit into one's nostril, much like an American appliance into a European electrical outlet.

The european outlet given by Karl was the cause of Susan's incredibly runny nose.

by Jeff May 7, 2005

mims

A Mims is a real definition of a coward, one who will sacrifice his "friends" in order to save his ass. More loosely, called a fucking pussy.

Stop being a Mims, no one likes it.

by Jeff March 16, 2005

fireass

a red headed person, whom logically has red hair on their ass as well.

Look at that fireass over there. Scorching everything he sits on.

by jeff March 5, 2005

adish

a word to describe somebody who is too lovely, too wonderful, too amazing for any other word

I love you, adish.

by Jeff December 5, 2003