JediAndi's definitions

Hitter

(n.) Slang term for a professional killer or assassin.

I've got a hitter on my trail.

by JediAndi September 21, 2005

Cop a Feel

(v.) To touch an individual in an intimate manner, usually with sexual intent. Such an act is usually done without the persons consent and is also frequently met with hostility and/or violence.

This chick at the club was so crunk she was letting everyone cop a feel.

I think that someone copped a feel of my tits on that subway.

by JediAndi September 21, 2005

Contract

(adj.) Term used to describe a sexual partner who sleeps with you without receiving something first i.e. Dinner, movie, gifts. You still end up paying for it eventually. Origin - UK mobile telephone payment system.
Atonym - Pay as you go

My girlfriend has put out four times this week, I just know that I'm going to have to pay the contract soon.

by JediAndi September 21, 2005

Jones

Can be used as a verb (Jonesing) or a noun (a jones). Describes a state in which one experiences strong desire or attraction, often of a sexual nature. Equiv. "to fancy" "crushing on" "to want"

She's been jonesin him for months.
He's got a major jones for her.

by JediAndi April 4, 2003

JD

abbrv. Jack Daniels. A sweet tasting Tennesee whiskey. See also Jack

I'll have a JD and coke

by JediAndi April 4, 2003

One Inch Punch

A devastating and extremely powerful strike from the fist that emanates from Bruce Lee's Jeet Kune Do. The fist strikes the target from only one inch away yet the punch can transfer an incredible force. See also JKD

I gave him a one inch punch and sent his ass flying

by JediAndi April 4, 2003

NVA

(Acronym) No Vertical Application. Derogatory remark, usually referring to a woman, which infers that her only useful function is a horizontal one, i.e. only good for sex. The term NVA is applied to anyone who displays stupidity or otherwise suggests that they are useless.

That waitress hasn't got anything right today, she's so NVA.

by JediAndi September 21, 2005