Jebus's definitions

stooch

the one who is jesus

That stooch saved me, now i see the light

by Jebus May 20, 2003

Sofa Cru

A crew that were happyy in the begining but now there is a divide. consists of Aiden,Alfie,Josh,Alex(f),lorna,Bexx,Andy,Joe,Frey,Lucy,Hannah R,Hannah C,Pinn (when he comes in),Tasha,Charlie,Katie,Sadly enough elle,Dom,Sarah,Ellie,Ellen,Charlotte,Rahael,Rebecca,Tanya and soon to join..Nick B and maybe Andy Sage.

"Fuck its the Sofa Cru"
"Whos the Sofa Cru?"
"Exactly..."
"Well they are no KY"

by jebus May 1, 2004

Hard Pad

DDR Slang: A homemade or bought pad to be used at home, but is of a higher quality than most others in the market. Often made of metal, wood, hard plastics and plexiglass, they are highly prefered over soft pads; cheaply made mats made up of multiple layers of soft rubber or plastic sheets.

My new Cobalt Flux is one great Hard Pad.

by Jebus December 8, 2003

fucktacious

Fabulous something worthy of fuck

that was fucktacious

by Jebus December 10, 2002

mad Roman

to be stupid, foolish and on crack in excess; "foo"ish

That is so mad Roman, foo! You can't talk to the penguins

by Jebus February 26, 2003

Gerbilling

Generally performed by homosexuals; the act of stuffing a gerbil up one's butt. Once in the folds of the anus, the gerbil becomes claustrophobic and claws and digs, giving the homosexual pleasure. A string is often tied to the gerbil's tail to allow the gerbiller to pull it back out. Toilet paper roles may also be used to help launch the gerbil into the homosexual's butt.

My gay friend went gerbilling with Richard Gere.

by Jebus November 17, 2006

wenus

A wimpy person. Someone who lacks backbone.

"Jenny hates spiders"
"She is such a wenus"

by Jebus June 2, 2003