cyclops

a penis or any other one-eyed creature. "Playing tug-o-war with cyclops" is a term for male masturbation.

I had to wipe the floor after playing tug-o-war with cyclops

by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003

turkey's done

An expression to point out that a female in the room has erect nipples. Typically used for a woman with particularly large nipples like those of a temperature indicator on a turkey in the oven that pops up when the bird is done.

(as a girl with high beams in a tight turtle neck walks by...)
Dude, the turkey's done!

by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003

smoothie

Blow job

She gave me a nice bannana smoothie until I released my protien pack.

by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003

beaming

The state of having erect nipples high beams

Did you see Jessica when she came out of the pool? She was beaming.

by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003

saggits

Saggy tits; usually large and droopy. a.k.a. "bob saggits"

Michelle rested her saggits on the table because her back was sore.

by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003

slip one past the goalie

verb. To impreagnate a woman; usually occuring during intercourse where some form of contraceptive is used.

Dude, that sucks. I heard you slipped one past the goalie.

by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003

hang trout

verb. To whip out the penis, often to take a leak.

Excuse me fellas, I have to go hang trout.

by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003