hang trout

verb. To whip out the penis, often to take a leak.

Excuse me fellas, I have to go hang trout.

by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003

finless brown trout

small brown swimmers usually seen swimming in a circle and then straight down. See also: brown trout

I just aet some wicked good chilli. Now I have to go release some finless brown trout.

by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003

cyclops

a penis or any other one-eyed creature. "Playing tug-o-war with cyclops" is a term for male masturbation.

I had to wipe the floor after playing tug-o-war with cyclops

by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003

turkey's done

An expression to point out that a female in the room has erect nipples. Typically used for a woman with particularly large nipples like those of a temperature indicator on a turkey in the oven that pops up when the bird is done.

(as a girl with high beams in a tight turtle neck walks by...)
Dude, the turkey's done!

by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003

smoothie

Blow job

She gave me a nice bannana smoothie until I released my protien pack.

by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003

bopping the bishop

masturbating

Don't let me catch you bopping the bishop ever again, boy!

by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003

bosox

Boston Red Sox

It's after the all-star game, so it's time for the bosox to ruin my summah!

by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003