JeReMy's definitions

gangster

What are you talking about? I've never even heard of a black gangster. Gang member, yeah, but not a gansgter. Gangster's, the real ones, are hardcore Italian.

wannabe: "Yo, sup, man, why you gettin all in my crib and face, dawg?!"

gangster: "I prefer that you speak english if you do not want me and my boys to see that you are "six feet under" very soon."

wannabe: "Whatchyo talking about, foo! That be some tight sheet!"

gangster: "very well. you have made your choice. I shall see that you get a proper funeral with the fish, so that you do not disturb me any longer."
(shoots him with a machine gun)

by Jeremy May 13, 2005

Sir Alex

Term used to refer to any deeply miserable and extremely pedantic Scotsman. In reality, there are very few Scotsmen who don't meet this description.

This is my mate Del, he's a regular Sir Alex...

by Jeremy March 10, 2005

Goocher

The exact definition isn't known, but it can be used to refer to someone of less superiority to the user.

Jimmy: Hey ... he is a goocher!

Frank: What's a "goocher", Jimmy?

Jimmy: I don't know ... but I think we have to kill him.

by Jeremy May 4, 2005

Diet Pepsi

The diet pop that doesn't taste strong like Diet Coke and cheap bargain brands

Diet Coke in bottles and cans tastes terrible. Drink Diet Pepsi.

by Jeremy July 23, 2004

Unicorn

Another word for Horny.

Used in conversation otherwise not approrpiate for.

Me: Everytime i see earin, i get unicorn

You: Yeah, i love fairytales....

by Jeremy August 23, 2004

speed poop

Taking a poop really quickly

I had five minutes to get to class so i had to take a speed poop

by Jeremy September 27, 2004

humpslit

Humpslit: noun. Slutty female version of "homey."

"Yo, wassup humpslit!?"

by Jeremy May 11, 2004