ned

An extremely common creature, generally found in urban areas of Scotland. A typical herding animal, they move in packs and pick on weaker species. All neds follow a formula in their appearance in an attempt to fit in with the group and not get their heads kicked in. The male of the species is particularly stupid, and having no guidance, only gets worse. The female of the species is very similar. Usually, neds begin to breed at about the age of 6, though pregnancy can only be achieved after the age of 12. A nedette can be expected to produce about 4 offspring every five years.

Mr Smith : Do you want some money?
Charlene : Yer maw!
Mr Smith : How about you? Do you want something to eat?
Adele : **** you!
Mr Smith : Good grief. But surely you...
JYT guy : Haw, pure mad mental!
Mr Smith : gasp

by Jen December 14, 2004

Greatest Video Games Of All Time

The only video games worth owning.

Final Fantasy VII
Super Mario Bros. 3
Legend of Zelda: Link to the Past
Sonic the Hedgehog 3 & Knuckles
Operation Wolf
Metroid
Contra & Contra 3
Smackdown: Here Comes the Pain
Tetris
Donkey Kong Country

by jen August 19, 2004

fall out boy

Kickass band from Chicago, famous for "dead on arrival" and "grand theft autumn". You can see fall out boy at warped tour

"fall out boy is for lovers!"

"d00d did u c FOB at warped? it was AWSOME"

"where is your boy tonight i hope he is a gentleman and maybe he wont find out what i know- you were the last good thing about this part of town"

by Jen August 28, 2004

school

Legalized child labor disguised as an institute of learning. Has its benefits, but so does cocaine.
See also, concentration camp, prison, slavery.

I want to learn more now that I've (barely)escaped school.

by jen August 23, 2003

18

The day your life officially ends.

I turned 18 and life still sucks, except I have more responsibilities.

by jen August 18, 2004

loyola

The ghetto dorms of Gwynedd-Mercy College.

There's no hot water in the Loyola showers.

by Jen March 16, 2005

quook

Someone who deserves to be offended for doing something stupid, but not all that bad for example, nutjob

A person who just acts wacky for no reason

by Jen February 18, 2005