JeBus's definitions

IRL

A joke of a league that runs "dumbed down" races and continues to betray the "vision" with which it was sold to it's fans.

The IRL get's lower TV ratings on ABC that a test pattern.

by Jebus January 6, 2005

bat boy

a boy who is 50% bat, and 50% boy as described by Weekly World News.

Bot boy, 50% bat, 100% amazing

by Jebus January 4, 2005

excremeditation

Meditating while poised upon the most holy of all thrones; the toilet. Seeking insight and enlightenment through defecation. The use of the great white throne to become at peace with the universe and to pinch a loaf.

(n.) I have gained much insight and relief after my excremeditaton. I also feel much lighter.

(v.) I am going to the bathroom to excremeditate.

by Jebus December 31, 2004

Kweef

The expulsion of vaginal gas; a pussy fart.

"You are such a queef".
"I was cornholing my ol' lady and she queefed".

by Jebus December 30, 2004

Bonus Madness

Sub game on a highly addictive fruitmachine found on Sporting odds casion.

Used to describe madness that was not forseen yet is very enjoyable.

Bonus Sadness

"there's some crazy shit going on, it's Bonus Madness!"

"I spent 60 quid but atleast i got Bonus Madness!"

"This DVDA is Bonus Madness"

by Jebus September 24, 2004

rids

a hot sexy beast.......

"oh rids i want to have your babies"

by jebus August 14, 2004

Lo Lo

Annoying scenester broad that won't shutup

"lo lo, please, shutup."

by JEBUS August 4, 2004