2% milkstamp

When a woman milkstamps someone while she is wearing a bra but no shirt or torso covering clothing.
She gave me a 2% milkstamp so hard that the impression of her bra left marks on my face.
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skim milkstamp

When a woman milkstamps a person and she is wearing a bra and shirt or other torso covering clothing.
"I'm going to give her a skim milkstamp, since we are in public."
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wet milkstamp

When a woman milkstamps someone and she lactates while doing so. This is regardless of whether it is a skim, 2%, 1/2 and 1/2, or whole milkstamp. It is also considered a wet milkstamp even if the breastmilk doesn't get on the milkstampee.
She stained her shirt when she gave me that 1/2 and 1/2 wet milkstamp.
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milkstamp

When a woman hits someone with her tits. It is roughly the female equivalent to a mushroom stamp. The root word 'milk' comes from the female mammary glands (i.e. breasts) ability to produce milk.
"She knocked my glasses off my face with her tits when she gave me that milkstamp"

"She has huge tits, so she gives great milkstamps"

"Will you tell your mom to stop milkstamping the neighbors with that giant rack of hers?
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milkstampede

A deluge of milkstamps, of any type, on one or more milkstampees by multiple women. This includes women milkstamping other milkstampers. Amen.
Very well, death it is, by milkstampede!
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milkstamper

One who gives milkstamps, with or without conscious intent.
The milkstamper fled the scene after milkstamping the victim unconscious.
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whole milkstamp

When a woman milkstamps someone and she is not wearing a bra or any brassiere like mammary restraint and she is not wearing a shirt or any torso covering clothing. I.e. a milkstamp from a completely topless, naked from the waist up, and bare chested, woman. It is considered the greatest of all milkstamps.
Did you see that topless woman give that guy a whole milkstamp? Lucky stiff!
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