alex longfield has a wangdangler, and will never get any in his life. not even a zebra will get him arroused. Wait a second, no he just has a flappy vagina.
by jdawg March 29, 2003
When a dude is receiving a blowjob he blows his load in somebody's mouth and then punches the other person (he or she) in the stomach so they blow the froth everywhere.
Kyle Gibson is giving his brother GAY head and then his brother blows his load and punches Kyle Gibson in the stomach.
by JDAWG February 22, 2004
lacking in original thought; uncreative. Sometimes a result of pent up sexual frustration after months of inactivity.
Bjoy is unimaginative.
by jdawg February 27, 2004
Provisional Irish Republican Army
After the 1996 cease fire, this group broke off from the IRA to continute its attacks for a free Ireland.
After the 1996 cease fire, this group broke off from the IRA to continute its attacks for a free Ireland.
by JDawg December 26, 2003
The holy book of all that is erotic. The contents of such a book will help any ordinary man or woman become a sex saint. It contains descriptive instructions and pictures of several different positions of intercourse, including positions involving standind, sitting, laying, handstands, bridges, kneeling, and many other forms a body can take. The goal of this holiest of books is for more variety and gratification in your sexual practices
WARNING: Some positions may cause soreness or injuries in places you never even knew you had. If problems persists please consult your physician or yoga instructor.
WARNING: Some positions may cause soreness or injuries in places you never even knew you had. If problems persists please consult your physician or yoga instructor.
Honey lets try position #235 in the "Kamasutra" again, but this time remember to balance at equilibrium between my legs while i do a headstand.
by JDawg April 03, 2003
Abstract thinking in its purest forms using numerical objects. Mathematicians and physicists (ie, applied mathematicians) have been proven to be the smartest people in the world; the people who "don't get it" become retarded history majors.
I tried to use the Dirac Delta Function to patch the singularity in the path integral, but LOL it diverges and I failed completely so I had to find a new topoligical metric. Maybe I should have used a contour integral.
by jdawg January 15, 2004
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