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Waitroglyphics

A written language typically utilized by those in the hospitality and tourism and/or food and beverage industries. It can be very generalized or specific to a certain region.
(also, waitroglyphs and waitroglyphologist )
Dreadhead Scott had been a cook in many kitchens, but the WAITROGLYPHICS that the waiters and waitresses used in this place would be difficult for a pharmacist to decipher; time to go to pharmacy school.

(My buddy Scott, was a redhead who had dreadlocks. He coined this term in the kitchen of GAFB, which is long gone, in the early 90s, in the 80001. Scott left us many years ago. RIP brother. He played one helluva bass, loved Primus, and lived life to the fullest.)
by JayyTheOrc November 20, 2020
mugGet the Waitroglyphicsmug.

Trumpacabra

Political creature that sucks the life out of its' chosen political party.
The Trumpacabra sucked what little life was left from the republican party.
by JayyTheOrc October 3, 2016
mugGet the Trumpacabramug.
Online disorder in which a person posting comments, blogging, chatting, or otherwise electronically communicating, especially while under anonymous screen names, uses multiple screen names to enhance different parts of their offline multiple personalities, and becomes someone and/or something they are not under each name.
(Not to be confused with Online Personality Disorder (OMPD)
"Gladys has 7 AOL Accounts and 49 different screen names she types under- A different one per week. That one is a doctor, that one is a lawyer, that one is a housewife...she uses that one to talk to these people...that one to talk to those people..."
She has Online Multiple Personality Disorder (OMPD)
by JayyTheOrc January 4, 2009
mugGet the Online Multiple Personality Disorder (OMPD)mug.

Hospicable

A combination of the words "hospitable" and "despicable' that sarcastically highlights the irony of a situation.
The city of Grants, NM, who always think of everybody else, wants all businesses to open up, despite orders to stay at home during this global pandemic, making them the first town to knowingly, willingly, voluntarily, and officially, Welcome Covid19 to New Mexico. How hospicable of them.
by JayyTheOrc April 25, 2020
mugGet the Hospicablemug.

Preditor

That asshole editor, that preditor rejected my entry.
by JayyTheOrc February 10, 2009
mugGet the Preditormug.

TaliBamaban

That car dealer in Alabama is giving out free shotguns with every new vehicle purchase to his TaliBamaban Customers.
by JayyTheOrc June 26, 2019
mugGet the TaliBamabanmug.

CHATGASM

A chat orgasm, indicated by scrolling, fast paced lines of successive chat, by the same person. (Can also be multiple chatgasms)
SouthSide______: Robert KKK Byrd voted against Thurgood Marshall and
SouthSide______: Clarence Thomas. Now one is a conservative while the
SouthSide______: other was a Liberal. Know what they both had in
SouthSide______: common? Two things, they were both black and Byrd
SouthSide______: didn't vote for either of them.

Is he making a political point? Nah, he just had a chatgasm.
by JayyTheOrc January 18, 2009
mugGet the CHATGASMmug.

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