Status Postilepticus

When someone is triggered and begins to post impulsively out of anger and emotion.

*Closely related to "Status Epilepticus" (different electronic devices and platform (s) )
Michael became upset over a post and began typing his responses frenetically and fanatically, in full blown Status Postilepticus.
by JayyTheOrc April 05, 2019
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Status Textilepticus

When someone is triggered and begins to text impulsively out of anger and emotion.
Michael became upset because I slept with his mother and went full blown Status Textilepticus, when he started sending me messages.
by JayyTheOrc April 05, 2019
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Waitroglyphics

A written language typically utilized by those in the hospitality and tourism and/or food and beverage industries. It can be very generalized or specific to a certain region.
(also, waitroglyphs and waitroglyphologist )
Dreadhead Scott had been a cook in many kitchens, but the WAITROGLYPHICS that the waiters and waitresses used in this place would be difficult for a pharmacist to decipher; time to go to pharmacy school.

(My buddy Scott, was a redhead who had dreadlocks. He coined this term in the kitchen of GAFB, which is long gone, in the early 90s, in the 80001. Scott left us many years ago. RIP brother. He played one helluva bass, loved Primus, and lived life to the fullest.)
by JayyTheOrc November 20, 2020
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Preditor

That asshole editor, that preditor rejected my entry.
by JayyTheOrc February 10, 2009
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TTSD

After the election, Trump voters will suffer from TTSD.
by JayyTheOrc October 04, 2016
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Meat nugget

Plural meat nugget (s)

Any particular chunk of meat that can particularly be battered and fried but it is not batter type specific.
Try my meat nugget, it is extra tasty and juicy today.
by JayyTheOrc May 28, 2021
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CHATGASM

A chat orgasm, indicated by scrolling, fast paced lines of successive chat, by the same person. (Can also be multiple chatgasms)
SouthSide______: Robert KKK Byrd voted against Thurgood Marshall and
SouthSide______: Clarence Thomas. Now one is a conservative while the
SouthSide______: other was a Liberal. Know what they both had in
SouthSide______: common? Two things, they were both black and Byrd
SouthSide______: didn't vote for either of them.

Is he making a political point? Nah, he just had a chatgasm.
by JayyTheOrc January 18, 2009
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