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A large shrimp, sometimes seen carrying old x-rays of injuries sustained as a child. Sometimes extremely racist, mostly extremely racist. Loves to host events near festivals that celebrate local produce. They provide alot of voiceover work in commercials where normal sized to above average sized shrimp list an array of side effects from lunexctra.
If you see a naggershrimp be ready to hear a list of side effects for lunextra that mostly effects the mexicans.
by Jaythepirate Roberts February 28, 2017
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Get the Hootiepie mug.A ship that breaks the mold, and moldy bread grows from the captains hat. It's planted in a fancy hat/planter. This is essential for the captains safe passage. Also captain blankenship is totally insane.
Aye here comes blankenship, jesus that guy creeps us out. I agree said jesus, in a puerto rican accent.
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Jesus have you tried this horrible jesusbread? Of course i have said jesus i made it. I thought we where homies essay, now ya makin me feel loco and im getting a very distinctive headache that oddly enough i cant describe with words but if i had to id say it felt like green. And i have a copper taste in my mouth.
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Here comes the headchef, he is an incredible jerk but is the jesus christ of head chefs. The bees knees
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