Jesusbread

Bread made at Jesus house south of texas just on the mexican side of the border close to a border city of your choice.

Jesus have you tried this horrible jesusbread? Of course i have said jesus i made it. I thought we where homies essay, now ya makin me feel loco and im getting a very distinctive headache that oddly enough i cant describe with words but if i had to id say it felt like green. And i have a copper taste in my mouth.

by Jaythepirate Roberts February 28, 2017

Zombiemater

A tomato infected by a zombie virus.

Hey look at that zombie eating that tomato like its some sort of zombiemater

by Jaythepirate Roberts February 28, 2017

Headchef

The boss chef, boss at giving instructions on how to be the best head chef and how to bring others to there knees.

Here comes the headchef, he is an incredible jerk but is the jesus christ of head chefs. The bees knees

by Jaythepirate Roberts February 28, 2017

Brandylion

A girl who is terrified of uncircumsized men.

Hey brandylion check this out. Its a gross wiener

by Jaythepirate Roberts February 28, 2017

Musicalchair

Chairs that play music whether or not your masturbating in them at any time.

Hey do you that musicalchair playing? Shut up Terry im trying to masturbate, but yea i think its coldplay.

by Jaythepirate Roberts February 28, 2017

Picturefame

A picture that is famous for being a famous picture.

I put this pictureframe around my favorite picturefame of my first hootiepie sighting

by Jaythepirate Roberts February 28, 2017

Hootiepie

What hootie and the blowfish fans refer to derius ruckers butthole.

Did you see darius ruckers hootiepie? How could ya not see it, he bent over and took a pic and labeled it Darius Ruckers Butthole aka hootiepied.

by Jaythepirate Roberts February 28, 2017