Definitions by Jaybee Boss

Cooterfish

A girl or guy you’ve never met who has expectations and demands. Before you’ve ever met.

Are you a cooterfish trying to cooterfish me and we haven’t even met?! I don’t even like you so far. Get out of here you evildoer cooterfish!

Cooterfish by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026

Cooterfish

A dude on Facebook or Instagram that continuously DM’s a committed girl in order to try and trash the boyfriend and make inroads into her panties, a bottom feeder, lowlife tactic.

How many cooterfish DM’s did you get today babe?

Cooterfish by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026

Cooterfish

A desperate fellow who uses the myth and lie of the pain of “blue balls” hoping to get compliance and pussy from his hopefully naive girlfriend.

You have to give me a blowjob or hand job or I will die from pain of blue balls, I’m not even lying. Cooterfish blue balls are real, not made up.

Cooterfish by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026

Cooterfish

A wild-caught or farm-raised, homely, small-brained basic bitch of a dude.

Look! A cooterfish in the wild!

Cooterfish by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026

Cooterfish

A man or fish that flops out of the putrid water it belongs in then dies and stinks.

Look! A cooterfish in its native habitat!

Cooterfish by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026

Cooter

A guy a girl uses to try to get over her ex but she has to drink daily to put up with him and look at him.

Would you just look at that poor cooter?

Cooter by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026

Cooter

A guy who drives a big work truck for his daddy’s company and acts like it’s his and acts rich but actually drives a Corolla “to save fuel”.

Why is he always cootering like that?

Cooter by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026