JayR's definitions

-piece

A suffix you can use for any noun.. even proper nouns.

"My wangpiece was assaulted by that cunt at the Drive-Thru."

by JayR August 27, 2003

chicken style

A great way to bone a slut. You are hitting it doggy style and then you gear into a snowmobile which you knock her arms down so she's face first and then flap your arms like a chicken while bocking.

"I hit it chicken style, I hit it up for miles in the home improvement aisle."

by JayR August 27, 2003

Talent

Being able to twist one's man's balls and scratch one's man's ass at the same time. Also being able to stretch one's titties and stuff them in her ass.

"That girl Stephanie has mad talent... if you catch my drift.."

by JayR August 27, 2003

wooden eye

The sexiest thing about a slut. Preferably with a rusty nail in it.

"My cunt's got a wooden eye.. so she only has 20/0 vision.

by JayR August 27, 2003

soggy ho

A fat, sloppy, sweaty, deep fry cooking, nasty ass slut who sends her kids to school in beat ass clothes and three year old shoes.

Any mother named Pam.

by JayR August 27, 2003

drag

A homosexual, London-based term for clothing.

"Moz said he had bona drag in his latest photo shoot..."

by JayR August 27, 2003

Moz

The nickname or shortened version of Morrissey... who was the singer of English pre-emo band, The Smiths. Before the Smiths and homosexuality he was singing in the Nosebleeds.

"Moz is all the rage now that the Smiths are retro... BrandNew is gay."

by JayR August 27, 2003