JayR's definitions

PETA

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. We care more about animals than humans. Haha it's true, I won't deny it like the other pro PETA people. I would slice a dude's throat in a second, but I'd never eat a burger. Cause animals don't lie, corrupt, destroy, pollute and ruin the world. But everyday on the news, some fuck is raping an 8 year old or killing an old man for life insurance. Look in the mirror, we are the enemy. Sorry.

"PETA indirectly supports anti-human ideals.. but they are entirely valid."

by JayR July 3, 2004

A-ha

The freshest new wave band out of Europe. They owned the 80s and had that dope ass video that was half pencil for "Take On Me"... the singer has mad range in that song... he's like better than Moz.

"A-ha owns your asshole and doesn't even bother to use it."

by JayR August 27, 2003

grim

A new school word for cool.

Yo, those fucking Air Twos are grim as shit, son.

by JayR June 20, 2004

drag

A homosexual, London-based term for clothing.

"Moz said he had bona drag in his latest photo shoot..."

by JayR August 27, 2003

que up

Straighten out or stop fucking up the order. Very English.

Fucking que up and pass that bud this way.

by JayR June 20, 2004

soggy ho

A fat, sloppy, sweaty, deep fry cooking, nasty ass slut who sends her kids to school in beat ass clothes and three year old shoes.

Any mother named Pam.

by JayR August 27, 2003

wooden eye

The sexiest thing about a slut. Preferably with a rusty nail in it.

"My cunt's got a wooden eye.. so she only has 20/0 vision.

by JayR August 27, 2003