JayR's definitions

oh my stars

The most death metal exclaimation one can make. In the vein of such weaker exclaimations such as "Oh my god." or "WOW".

Oh my stars, I can't believe she just ate shit out of another girls asshole. Nasty shit you download, Luke.

by JayR June 18, 2004

drag

A homosexual, London-based term for clothing.

"Moz said he had bona drag in his latest photo shoot..."

by JayR August 27, 2003

disgusting

Musical term for incredibly fast or heavy shit.

The drummer of Ed Gein is disgusting for singing while playing that shit.

by JayR June 20, 2004

xbox one

the best advertising campaign for the ps4 ever made.

the xbox one is a complete flop.

by jayr July 29, 2014

crypt

1. A death metal variation of "crib".
2. A place to meet broads and feel up on their knockers.

1. Hey baby, why don't you come over my crypt and we'll play Ted Bundy.

2. I was fingerbanging this stiff I met in the crypt yesterday and I got formaldehyde on my manicure.

by JayR June 18, 2004

wooden eye

The sexiest thing about a slut. Preferably with a rusty nail in it.

"My cunt's got a wooden eye.. so she only has 20/0 vision.

by JayR August 27, 2003

grim

A new school word for cool.

Yo, those fucking Air Twos are grim as shit, son.

by JayR June 20, 2004