Jay Dog's definitions

Whacker Lights

Rapidly flashing or rotating blue, red, white, amber or green (depedning on the state) halogen, strobe or L.E.D lights found on the vehicles of volunteer fire fighters and EMTs to be used in responding to the scene or the squad building\firehouse. Most states refer to them as "courtesy lights" which means the volunteer is asking traffic to pull over to let him by but they are not required to by law. In some states, volunteers responding in their personal vehicles are supposed to be given the same right of way as an Emergency Vehicle. Some volunteers don't use them (such as those that live close to the building) and some have just one, placed in the center of the dashboard or windshield. A volunteer who is considered a whacker may have half a dozen or more of these flashing and rotating lights. Hence the courtesy light became known as Whacker Lights.

(Brightly lit vehicle with flashing blue lights flys by as two men stand outside on the sidewalk)
Neighbor1: What the hell was that?!
Neighbor2: That was John from 106, he's with the fire department. He's got a dozen and half of those Whacker Lights on his pickup.
Neighbor1: Fuck, that's bright!

by Jay Dog February 2, 2010

fuckernutter

A jackass, one who has bong smoke of the brain, a person who is a complete moron.

Look at that war protester, he is a real fuckernutter.

by Jay Dog April 9, 2003

FHQ

1. First Hand Quality

2. Fuck you

That is a sweet FHQ shirt, huh Jim?

by Jay Dog December 11, 2003

Fly The Bird

EMT, Paramedic and Firefighter speak for requesting dispatch send a medevac helicopter to the scene right away.

When we got on scene of the MVA yesterday, it looked really bad. The patient was heavily entrapped, the fire department started extrication and called county to have them fly the bird.

by Jay Dog February 3, 2010

Pucker Factor

When an EMT or Paramedic arrives on scene of a call and the first impression of the patient is called the Pucker Factor. The Pucker can be visual as well as nasal. A person who has taken a dump in their pants can lead to a pucker factor, not only of the butt hole but of the nasal passages as well, depending upon whether the EMT or Paramedic is a green rookie or a seasoned veteran. The higher the pucker factor of the EMS providers on scene, the more urgent the need for rapid and immediate transport to a hospital. A partial amputation would have a pucker factor of a 5 or 6 whereas a complete amputation would have a pucker factor of a 7 or an 8.

EMT1: What was that call last night, I heard it go out but I was out of town?
EMT2: It was a victim of pretty serious fall at the construction site over on Third Street.
EMT1: Damn, how bad was it?
EMT2: The way he landed, he was all twisted up like a pretzel. It gave me a pucker factor of six right away.
EMT1: No shit, so what did you guys do?
EMT2: I called dispatch to get fly the bird right away.
EMT1: Wow, no shit. I wish I had been there.

by Jay Dog February 2, 2010

Zac breslined

When you are way too drunk to hold down a conversation however you feel as if you are sober but really you are staring into peoples souls when you are talking to them and sluring every word you say

Joe was Zac breslined last night. He could barely even stand up in the club.

by Jay dog February 15, 2020

Bungy

1. Pertaining to the rear.

2. Where poop comes from.

I can't believe you licked her bungy.

by Jay Dog December 11, 2003