Jay's definitions

freedom fries

call them freedom fries, that'll stick it to france. ppl r so fucking retarded. french fried aren't even french.

americans r fat asses. from a pissed off athlete from iowa

by Jay May 10, 2003

stump

a severe smashed pangler

we call adam stump stumply

by Jay May 10, 2003

slap nuts

when u run in boxers and yr saggie nuts slap yr chode (and maybe even yr ass) and then yr stomach back and forth.

all this running is giving me slap nuts

by Jay May 10, 2003

assface

a burn victim who's face gets burned and they have to put his ass skin on his face

that dude's an assface

by Jay May 10, 2003

300 pound club

u become a member of this club when u do a 300 pound or heavier chick. same goes for any other weight over 150 pounds

well guys, i became a member of the 300 pound clup last night

by Jay May 10, 2003

log

a very long, solid peice of shit. sometimes so large in gurth it makes one cry or grap thier ankles and really push.

i had the biggest log today

by Jay May 10, 2003

crappers

the muscles on the sides of your ribcabe and under your armpits that flex when u take a dump.

i was taking a dump one day and i looked over into the mirror and i saw that these muscles were flexing.

by Jay May 10, 2003