suck me tender

homosexual's plead for a blowjob from a straight man
Mister Lucipher: Suck me tender
Dark Raven Omega: Faggot, go back in the closet and kill yourself.
by Jay May 18, 2004
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Turtlehead Poke

The turtlehead poke requires a specific diet that hardens
fecal matter for the male. When step one is accomplished the male creates a
turtlehead by defacating and stopping in mid-release. This requires a very
steady and patient ass. He then inserts the fecal matter into the female's
vagina without breaking it off. It is a near impossible feat but when
accomplished there is nothing quite like it.
I saw two people do the Turtlehead Poke and I puked all
over the place.
by Jay August 04, 2003
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Lobster Session

when your boy picks you up a sack and then pinches some out of it before giving it to you.
Damn, my boy Jose hooked me up with a beat-up-ass sack! I bet he had a lobster session on that shit.
by Jay August 06, 2004
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nab

to steal somethning
hey, fucker, nab me one of those shirts.
by jay July 10, 2003
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pimp'sello

by jay January 18, 2004
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f00d

"You aint real kid, you food"
by Jay November 30, 2003
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jarhead

A member of the United States Marine Corps. When used by civilians it could be considered derogatory, but it is used often among Marines.

The term originates from the "high and tight" haircut that many Marines have, which makes their head look like a jar. It did NOT originate from their uniform or cover.
"Oorah jarhead, semper fi!"
by Jay November 14, 2005
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