Lobster Session

when your boy picks you up a sack and then pinches some out of it before giving it to you.

Damn, my boy Jose hooked me up with a beat-up-ass sack! I bet he had a lobster session on that shit.

by Jay August 06, 2004

bird alleyne

a bird alleyne is one who felches hobo's in order to receive money. it comes from the legend of a man who felched over 15 hobos in order to get enough money to purchase the non demo edition of football manager. it is used complementary with the words/phrases faggot, snitch, cumlips and dunce cunt.

Holy shit Jimmy, look at that bird alleyne go. If he continues felching that hobo he'll be one satisfied customer. Dang!

by jay September 01, 2008

tipsy

One of the new teletubbies with a awesome body and a bottle of hennessy and a bag of weed and some blunts

dinky-winky-TIPSY-ca-ca-HOE

by Jay September 14, 2004

Swangas

we swang glass 84's in that H-Town (Houston)

by jay May 14, 2003

Urban Chat

A new part of Urban dictionary's website where you can chat with others online

Let's chat after school

by Jay December 20, 2004

assfro

a hairry ass

i have the thickest assfro in the world. anyone up for a hairry ass contest?

by Jay May 10, 2003

Have it your way

If a partner has a bangin body but a ugly face this problem must be fixed. So take them to a cheap lunch at MCcdonalds...put the bag over there head..have at it - get some...."Have it your way"

Person 1: Awe nigga you should see dis hoe but she got a butta face.

Person 2: ahh man thats a problem that can be fixed. Take her to Mcdonalds, put the bag over her head and have it your way.

(Or if ya man gota hott body wit a ugly face)

by Jay November 13, 2004