Jay's definitions

Flenis

1. The male member on a female
2. The rocket in her pocket.

Dawwwg, stay away, she gotsa flenis

by Jay December 2, 2003

Tobogan

when a woman lies on her stomach at the top of stairs and the man sticks his penis in her asshole and rides her down the stairs

Wendy got a black eye from the tobogan last night

by Jay February 2, 2004

bars

ability to roll a bunt as straight as possible
as in a prison cell bars

Yo my nikka gots bars

by jay August 7, 2004

My Lai

A place in Vietnam where US soldiers beat, raped, tortured and murdered hundreds of innocent civilians and burned their village, knowing full well that the Viet Cong were not there (as demonstrated in court by US military witnesses).

Of the many perpetrators, only one was ever convicted but later pardoned by the President, showing that War Crimes and War Criminals are tolerated in America - as long as they were perpetrated by Americans (or indeed, Israelis).

Man! I went to My Lai and raped me a fine little 12 year old Vietnamese girl, beat and shot a few of the yella gooks and burned their village - and no-one ever pulled me up on it! God Bless America! Now, I'm off to Iraqistan to killify that evil murdering Soddam guy! We can't have world leaders abusing human rights!

by Jay April 16, 2004

crank

Yorkshire slang. A general insult along the vein of muppet.

'ere, you crank, what you doing?

by Jay June 11, 2006

joe-motion

A natural phenomenon that takes place within certain individuals that acheives superior results.

I think it's time, use that joe-motion and conquer the world.

by Jay July 4, 2004

fiziate

to go and do nothing. previously called chillin.

instead of saying lets go chill, its lets just go fiziate

by Jay February 15, 2004