stink nugget

little ball of shit

when you shit little doughnut balls instead of logs

by jay April 25, 2003

spread

Drugs at a rave or concert. Passed out by a spreader

Let me pick up some spread before I leave here.

by Jay November 18, 2003

SLATTY BATCH

Translated from "Donkanese" as being a slutty bitch.

I fucked this Slatty Batch that gave me gonnaherpasyphalaids.

by Jay February 23, 2003

Serrated

A jagged edge or rough surface.

"Hey billy, hand me that Serrated Knife over there... I need to do us all a favor!"

by Jay December 29, 2003

Fuck the Bed

Cry of dismay.
Originates from the sense of utter helplessness and anger that only someone who has to resort to Bed Fucking can truly understand.

"Gal, Makes us a cup of tea"
"We've run out of milk."
"Ah Fuck the Bed, Gal."

by Jay January 08, 2004

Jurica

Very attractive male to the opposite sex. Pleasing to the ladies eye.

Oh man, Brian looked so jurica yesterday, I wanted him bad!

by Jay May 12, 2004

Turtlehead Poke

The turtlehead poke requires a specific diet that hardens
fecal matter for the male. When step one is accomplished the male creates a
turtlehead by defacating and stopping in mid-release. This requires a very
steady and patient ass. He then inserts the fecal matter into the female's
vagina without breaking it off. It is a near impossible feat but when
accomplished there is nothing quite like it.

I saw two people do the Turtlehead Poke and I puked all
over the place.

by Jay August 04, 2003