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Definitions by JavaJaneOhio

A man or woman who is so obsessed with a woman with big breasts that they will do anything to be with her, even empty his bank account to buy her gifts.
Woman 1: I can't believe your ex-husband left you for that balloon-boobed bleach blonde.

Woman 2: Well, he always was a juggilo.
juggilo by JavaJaneOhio July 10, 2010

pee on my parade 

When one person intentionally ruins another person's dreams or takes away some happiness. Similar to "rain on my parade," but to do it intentionally and perhaps with malice.
What do you mean you don't think I'm smart enough to get into Harvard Law? Man, don't pee on my parade!

Or

You ate the last cupcake? I was looking forward to it all day! You peed on my parade!

poop in the punch bowl

1. Something that spoils the fun for everyone else.

2. A person that points out a flaw in the plan that everyone else is excited about.
3. A person who refuses to have fun when everyone else is.
4. A person who intentionally diverts the attention away from something fun by creating unnecessary drama.
Dave's bad news ruined the party for everyone else last night. Why did he have to be the poop in the punch bowl?
Butt, behind, ass hole, fanny. Local slang in the Pittsburgh/Cleveland region.
Man, my gaga itches!
gaga by JavaJaneOhio July 10, 2010
To abruptly and sharply bump one's nose.
I got snorked by a wild pitch in the game last night! My nose still hurts!
snork by JavaJaneOhio April 28, 2010
A child of school age; a student between kindergarten and sixth grade; older than a preschooler but not yet a teenager.
The library has many programs for kixers and tweens.
kixer by JavaJaneOhio April 14, 2010