Middle-age Woman Without Morals
An older woman who still acts like a horny teenager. An older woman who chases dick anywhere she can get it.
An older woman who still acts like a horny teenager. An older woman who chases dick anywhere she can get it.
This 50 year old grandmother was hitting on my boyfriend all night like he was into her. She even took her top off. He called her an MWWM right to her face, but she didn't even know what that means.
by JavaJaneOhio May 09, 2013
Get the MWWMmug. In July 2013, a news report on ABCnews.go.com said a Nob Hill, AZ woman was arrested for malicious fecal distribution after being caught by a security camera pooping in a neighbor's yard 4 times over the course of two weeks. The neighbors had been in a heated dispute for several months.
by JavaJaneOhio September 02, 2013
Get the malicious fecal distributionmug. Pretending or appearing to be busy while doing nothing.
The inability to accomplish a task due to laziness, incompetence, political posturing, lack of ability, stubbornness or other reason that has no relation to the problem at hand.
Worthless posturing, yelling and fighting among politicians that comes to nothing when they are done.
The inability to accomplish a task due to laziness, incompetence, political posturing, lack of ability, stubbornness or other reason that has no relation to the problem at hand.
Worthless posturing, yelling and fighting among politicians that comes to nothing when they are done.
Congress spend 8 months grinding their axes and sharpening their pencils and were only able to reduce the national debt by $10.
by JavaJaneOhio January 06, 2012
Get the grinding their axes and sharpening their pencilsmug. A woman or man who uses men for sex without wanting a relationship, the way a golddigger uses lovers for money.
A woman or man who demeans men by only relating to them sexually.
A woman or man who demeans men by only relating to them sexually.
by JavaJaneOhio July 20, 2010
Get the dick diggermug. A child of school age; a student between kindergarten and sixth grade; older than a preschooler but not yet a teenager.
by JavaJaneOhio April 14, 2010
Get the kixermug. I got back from the library last night and found my roommate in a greek festival with three other guys.
by JavaJaneOhio July 30, 2010
Get the greek festivalmug. Anything that causes intestinal problems. Something that causes a bad case of diarrhea, gas, cramps, constipation, etc. A euphemism for bowel problems.
by JavaJaneOhio October 15, 2011
Get the bad for businessmug.