Jason Mimosa's definitions

Jared

Like Justin, but fatter and more sensitive.

That dude is such a Justin.

No, he’s totally a Jared. Look at the way his tears drip down his double chin.

Oh, damn! You right!

by Jason Mimosa June 2, 2018

Shrimp Scampi with corn and basil

Fetish. When you eat a girls unwashed nether region and there are feces particles stuck to it.

Did you hear? Norace met this girl who loves Shrimp Scampi with corn and basil. He’s lucky

by Jason Mimosa June 14, 2022

Slicker

A transgender prostitute from Romania who works exclusively between the hours of 9 A.M. to 5 P.M. Monday through Friday.

Damn it! It's 5:02! I was hoping to get a knobby from that slicker on the corner today. Maybe tomorrow...

by Jason Mimosa August 24, 2017

Jason Mimosa

When you pour a mimosa down a man’s back and someone drinks it as it flows through his ass crack and drips off his taint and balls.

Studies show Jason mimosas are the drinks of choice among bachelorette parties and Marines

by Jason Mimosa September 14, 2023