Definitions by Jason Jay Shields

Addy

The kinda guy every other guy wishes they were. Tall, Brave, Smart, handsome, Honest, great dad, Best Friend, All the qualities you would want and none of the ones you don't.

Hey Brittany! Do you see those two guys in that box truck? The driver is a total Addy!

Oh Jason you're so funny and smart. I mean you're not an Addy or anything like that, But you're cool

This guy jumped into the ocean and punched a shark in the mouth and saved a tiny dolphin today. The world could use some more Addy's like him.

Addy by Jason Jay Shields January 30, 2023

Dimb 

A person who is a little to dim, or less bright to be dumb.

What a dimb dude. I thought being plain dumb was bad.

Dimb by Jason Jay Shields March 5, 2021

Eric Estes 

The name of a person who can put up with any crazy lady babble thrown at him.

The crazy lady came out and said "oven mitts don't love space music in my house" and that Eric Estes said "that's right they do not" and she just chilled out.

Eric Estes by Jason Jay Shields January 2, 2021

Stabica 

The name for a female who just stabs people at random, usually named jassica or something similar.

Bro, we knew something was about to go down, than sure enough chick turned totally stabica. She's crazy!

Stabica by Jason Jay Shields January 2, 2021

Mitchell Paul Jones 

A Mitch Jones is whatever you want it to be. If you want it to be your best friend, done! Worst enemy, done! If your a Mitch Jones than you could get almost any woman you want. But you don't because you don't want you're wife to kick everybody's butt. A Mitch Jones is tuff. If you tried to eat a Mitch Jones you would have to chew just one piece till you were 80 years old. He could beat you and your dad up even if he was 5 years old. But he doesn't. If your lucky.

Man I don't know what to do with my life. Should I help the hungry, or cure cancer?

Or should I go all the way and be Mitchell Paul Jones and do it all at once?

Mitchell Paul Jones by Jason Jay Shields December 14, 2020

Cammie dahl 

The most beautiful girl you have ever seen. You will never find any other girl like her. She is smart, funny, kind, sexy, a great mom, If you ever meet a Cammie Dahl you'll k now it! Don't think just because you find one that you can have her. It's nearly impossible to obtain. Don't let that stop you from trying though. She is amazing. She is perfect.

Oh man that chick is such a Cammie Dahl! She's perfect!

Cammie dahl by Jason Jay Shields May 16, 2019

Blockafoo 

When you need to block a fool on Social Media, or on your phone.

I don't want you to message my boyfriend any more. Okay I'm gonna blockafoo.

Blockafoo by Jason Jay Shields February 23, 2019