Jason's definitions

assass

A person who has multiple asses

That assass just got buttfucked in the face

by Jason June 25, 2003

snollygoster

A "carpetbagger." Somebody who will go to any lengths to achieve public office, regardless of party afiliation or platform.

That snollygoster just might become our State Senator if he lies and cheats enough!

by Jason June 25, 2003

the one

1.The single being who is able to return balance to the force.
2.The only person able to change the matrix as he sees fit, and conquer the machines that have taken over the world.

1."And you believe that you have found the one, this boy?"
2."Neo is the one from the prophecy."

by Jason June 26, 2003

Ray Bans

The Act of Pulling your Scotum over the females eyes and dropping your testicles in the two of the sockets

W00t. I just gave my mom some ray bans.

by Jason June 29, 2003

stumpy fawker

someone who wants to be a hick

you little stumpy fawker!

by Jason June 30, 2003

s.o.f.a.

Sweater Over Fat Ass; when a fine girl ties a sweater around her waste to cover up her fat ass.

That girl is off the hook, but careful of that sofa!

by Jason July 4, 2003

darthbs

1. One who gains complete ownership of a person, their home, and their mother

Damn, Hannibal cant tip his hat to DarthBS

by Jason July 7, 2003