Jason's definitions

Pizza Hut

I have a coworker who has bronchitis. Is that contagious?
Also, if you have a cut on your hands, is it still okay to make food as long as it isn't bleeding?

I'm not a Pizza Hut health inspector, so I don't know.

by Jason December 8, 2003

scooby doo

classic sneakers, ones you had when you were growin' up (e.g. air force ones, chuck taylors) referenced in Jay-Z's "Excuse me Miss"

Yo, don't even front like you were gonna scuff my scooby doos.

by Jason July 19, 2004

aol

america online, the crappiest and laggiest shit internet users can use. also way too much spam

"Welcome to AOL, You have new spam, dickhead."

by Jason March 25, 2003

Man Lover

A male who likes other men in a sexual way. IE. Gay

Matt Lee you are such a Man Lover

by Jason January 28, 2003

mouse arrest

Getting grounded from the family computer.

"That's it, you are under mouse arrest mister!" - Your mom after discovering your pornfolio

by Jason September 8, 2004

Freddy Krueger

Freddy Krueger was a terrible child murderer who, in his death became a horrible dream murderer, murdering people in their dreams, only to keep ressurecting himself, freddy krueger is an unstoppable force of evil.

"The cops knew something...i heard them mention a name...freddy...freddy krueger." - Freddy Vs Jason (2003)

by Jason August 20, 2003

godamn ducks

A term when you or someone near you farts.
Since a fart sounds somewhat like a duck it is used to blam your fart on a duck.

PersonA: *farts* ... godamn ducks
PersonB: Godamn ducks
*PersonC walks in*
PersonC: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL?!
PersonA: godamn ducks!

by Jason December 6, 2004