Jason's definitions

Scooter effect

the condition in a which a person or persons drink alcohol to the point of passing out. Occasionlly they wake up with 'party paintings' all over the body.

After the 19th beer the scooter effect pulled John into a deep slumber in which Jack and Dionne drew pictures all over his body.

by Jason March 8, 2004

Morphenomenal

The word used by me and the other Power Rangers to describe our new powers and Zords!

These new Thunderzords are morphenomenal!!!

by Jason March 12, 2004

pop ups

annoying bastards who make them

once youve seen one pop up your in shit.

(stan)-damn a pop up
(bob)-damn your computers fucked i dont want to be your friend any more bye
(stan)- im gonna kill myself (bang bang)

by jason March 15, 2004

grants head

a person who has a huge head which earth can populate and colonise it.

it was often said that if you see grants head and rub it three times you can get three wishes

man im gonna rub your head like grants head

by jason March 16, 2004

Cook Sack

An eight dollar sack of marijuana. Usually purchased in Anderson, CA.

All I can get is a Cook. Is that cool?

by Jason March 17, 2004

Ghetto Bong

A bong made with a water bottle, empty sharpie pin, and a socket.

Dude, that ghetto bong hits hell phat!

by jason March 17, 2004

stool

shit, crap, dookie, waste from an animal or insect. usually smelling worse than what it started out as. sometimes thrown at oncomming traffic to disrupt slow moving cars.

two gay guys are at a bar, one is sitting on a bar stool, the other comes up and says, " can i push your stool in for you"

by jason March 19, 2004