Jason's definitions

quarry

A slang term used in MMA (Mixed Martial Arts) to denote getting KTFO'd (Knocked The Fuck Out). The term's origin comes from a match that occured at UFC 56 between Rich Franklin and Nathan Quarry. Quarry was knocked out cold in brutal fashion by a left hand from Rich Franklin making this one of the most brutal looking knockouts in UFC history. The term is used rather liberally (mostly on MMA internet forums) at this point--essentially it is interchangeable with KTFO. But it's original intention was to denote someone being outclassed or outmatched (Quarry was undeservingly thrust into a title shot with then middleweight champion Rich Franklin for several inconsequential reasons) and then getting brutally knocked out.

Joe: What do you think is gonna happen with in the Ortiz v. Shamrock fight?

Me: I wouldn't be suprised if Shamrock got quarry'd.

by Jason July 11, 2006

Man Lover

A male who likes other men in a sexual way. IE. Gay

Matt Lee you are such a Man Lover

by Jason January 28, 2003

donkey dick

In Middle Tennessee, this usually refers to an exceptionally large cigar, either in gauge or length or both. Usually, the use of this word is not, however, an indicator of the quality of the cigar.

I drag donkey dicks like no other.

by jason May 18, 2005

Pirdy

One who is awesome. The supreme being. One who is more than perfect. A sexy man, one who all women adore. ONe with very large penis.

Your so Pirdy. I want to to be like Pirdy. Pirdy is a hero.

by Jason April 13, 2005

Spanky

Stuart Allan, secretary of the space society, student, web porn addict/ geek-like behaviour.

Hey Spanky can I copy your answers?

or

Thats SUCH a Spanky jacket!

by jason April 13, 2004

Massivest

adj. More huge than just massive.

That is the massivest building that i have ever seen

by Jason May 2, 2004

md 20/20

A wonderful group wine, when looking to get tore up with a quickness. Careful who you share this delightful treat with for some may be a lost cause. This drink should be consumed by good friends on a quest to get fucked up.

"Hey Snake, he who brought it got it"
"Circle up, time for the Mad Dizzle, bitches!"
"Don't fire up the boat, we still need to hit up the Deezy"

by Jason February 10, 2005