Nickelodeon

A horrible channel that was pretty cool about 12-15 years ago. Good shows on nickelodeon: Salute Your Shorts (greatest TV show ever), Rocko's Modern Life, Doug, Clarissa Explains It All etc... Bad Shows: Anything and i mean anything they play now, especially Rugrats, Fairly Odd Parents and Spongebob. The only time I watch this channel now is Nick at Night when I watch Fresh Prince and Roseanne.
I can't believe how all out bad this channel has become, an ultimate sell-out channel just like MTV, VH1, etc.
by Jason February 21, 2005
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updowns

when you are drunk and the room is spinning so you cant go to seelp. you ay down, you sit up, yotu lay down, you situp. it sux
i am drujnk, so ihave the updowns
by jason November 12, 2004
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second wind

1.) when you're jogging, about to fall over dead, but you suddenly feel better
2.) when your ripping a fart, you think you're done, but you're not... more comes out
1.) i was jogging, about to die, but found my second wind
2.) man.. i ripped some huge ass.. thought i was done.. but then came another little squeeker
by Jason November 06, 2003
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Knighty

One who is cool;
The coolist;
Mr. Cool.
That guy Knighty is so cool.
by Jason May 13, 2003
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Shempo

A wise man that is 1337 beyond his years.
by Jason July 29, 2003
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Shempo

One that is wise and 1337 beyond his years.
by Jason July 30, 2003
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Dell

hiring ppl from india with fake names as john jon bill etc
damn burger king is a dell with its damn mexicans
by jason February 12, 2005
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