chief

The metamorphosis from a mild-mannered engineer to a raging-alcoholic degenerate.

John began to chief after his 5th shot of Beam.

by Jason December 24, 2003

punk ass bizitch

what it says.

you ain't nuttin but a punk ass bizitch

by jason May 30, 2003

snollygoster

A "carpetbagger." Somebody who will go to any lengths to achieve public office, regardless of party afiliation or platform.

That snollygoster just might become our State Senator if he lies and cheats enough!

by Jason June 25, 2003

Pwnface

(verb) - To destroy, deride, defame, or degrade.

"If that guy looks at me again, I'm gonna pwnface his dental work."

by Jason March 24, 2005

virus

something your mom has right now.

man, i went to go fuck your mom last night, until she told me of the damn virus she got from you cousin last week. damn her!

by Jason February 2, 2005

shortshword

Originally a mis-spoken term for a red plastic tube used for threatening co-workers Short Sword. Eventually as a source of ridicule, this word took on a meaning of it's own. See Sword or Big red Pole or Plastic Tube or Threat or Ridicule. Repeated use causes the teasee to tell the teaser that he hates them or he is going to kill them or tell the teaser's boss that he is being made fun of again.

Mark W: "Don't make me come over there with my shortshword!" or "I'll bust you up with my Shortshword."

West Support Team: "Oh, maybe you can use the shortshword to open that." or "Hey Mark, why don't you and your shortshword come over here and make me?"

by Jason December 2, 2004

porked

fucked, had sex with, etc.

I porked your mom, or have you ever porked before?

by Jason November 23, 2003