Jason's definitions

Kaloucha

An old ruted piece of junk vehicle

Look at that old kaloucha driving down the street

by Jason March 7, 2004

blows ass

sucks; not fun; boring

Doing math homework blows ass.
When AOL is going slow it tends to blow ass.

by Jason March 7, 2004

Scooter effect

the condition in a which a person or persons drink alcohol to the point of passing out. Occasionlly they wake up with 'party paintings' all over the body.

After the 19th beer the scooter effect pulled John into a deep slumber in which Jack and Dionne drew pictures all over his body.

by Jason March 8, 2004

Morphenomenal

The word used by me and the other Power Rangers to describe our new powers and Zords!

These new Thunderzords are morphenomenal!!!

by Jason March 12, 2004

pop ups

annoying bastards who make them

once youve seen one pop up your in shit.

(stan)-damn a pop up
(bob)-damn your computers fucked i dont want to be your friend any more bye
(stan)- im gonna kill myself (bang bang)

by jason March 15, 2004

grants head

a person who has a huge head which earth can populate and colonise it.

it was often said that if you see grants head and rub it three times you can get three wishes

man im gonna rub your head like grants head

by jason March 16, 2004

Cook Sack

An eight dollar sack of marijuana. Usually purchased in Anderson, CA.

All I can get is a Cook. Is that cool?

by Jason March 17, 2004