Jason's definitions

dirt merchant

A dirty ho that'd fuck anyone.

A chick that literally stinks.

Man, that chic's a total dirt merchant...her ass stinks, and she'd fuck anyone.

by jason November 1, 2004

updowns

when you are drunk and the room is spinning so you cant go to seelp. you ay down, you sit up, yotu lay down, you situp. it sux

i am drujnk, so ihave the updowns

by jason November 11, 2004

PUDDING©

PUDDING©-God's way of sending us something sweet

-PUDDING© rules and if u dont think so ill shove PUDDING© up your ass!
-PUDDING© is god's nectar.
-You are not a believer in the ways of the PUDDING©!

by Jason November 13, 2004

cockananny

cockananny1-to talk gibberish
cockananny2-to shove cock in nanny's mouth

-Stop talking cockananny!
-take your cockananny out of her mouth!
-we were fighting with our cockananny

by Jason November 13, 2004

cream sandwhich

cream sandwhich1-a sandwhich made of cream;cream sandwhich2-when your penis is covered in spurm and your hooker dovours it whole

-I just made a cream sandwhich!
-Hey baby, eat my cream sandwhich!

by Jason July 1, 2006

PUDDING

PUDDING-god's favorite snack

-You are not a believer of the PUDDING!
-PUDDING rules you and your little hamster named bob!
-Suck my PUDDING hole!

by Jason November 13, 2004

ball film

The sticky film you get on your balls on a hot day.

Man, i need to wash my balls, they're covered in ball film!

by Jason November 14, 2004