Jason's definitions

chili dog

A penis that has just been removed from another's arse after anal sex - usually very nasty and covered with various foul secretions and excrement.

Suzy is a dirty dirty whore! I fucked her in the ass last night and after I blew my load she turned around and sucked my chili dog clean. It was awesome!

by Jason January 9, 2004

Los Lonely Boys

A great up and coming band which mixes Rock and Roll with Blues, and spanish rock, with influences by Stevie Ray Vaughn( a guitar God) and Richie Valens(who was big but I think sucks balls)

-Los Lonely Boys played a kick ass shot tonight..

-hell yea!

by Jason January 17, 2004

Covenant of the Keys

when a neighbor is entrusted with a set of keys in case one gets locked out of their apartment. The covenant provides the following ;

1) thou shalt not use the keys to obtain food from thy neighbors' refrigerator
2) thou shalt not use thy neighbors' bathroom unless first asking permission (even if yours is broken)
3) thou definitely shalt not be in thy neighbors' apartment when said neighbor is bringing home a date
4) if thy covenant is broken, then the offending party must pack up his/her belongings and move to California where he/she will probably end up being accused of murder (see The Ten Commandments )

by Jason June 30, 2004

Bobum

The same as the first definition.

Gorb the bum eats all day. While Hob cooks the food and eats it all day.

by Jason April 27, 2003

thomassux

its used to call thomas sucks at gunbound because he always thinks hes good. often mistaken with thomas is gay

thomassux at gunbound really bad

by jason October 17, 2004

two party system

complete shit

man, i gotta drop a big stinky two-party-system

by jason January 18, 2004

fireball

Cunnigulus until reaching orgasm, female oral sex during menstruation and exchange of fluids from partner to partner (esp. blood)

She gives a good fireball

by Jason February 26, 2003