Jannasauras Rex's definitions

the Nuge

A term used in female anatomy discussions to describe the area between the vagina (pussy) and rectum (asshole). Experts say that there is no real point to this expanse of skin known as the Nuge while others will proclaim the Nuge to be quite sensitive.
Upon examination the Nuge will be found to be matted with hair and possibly full of shit.

it is best to bypass the Nuge and go for the gravey

by Jannasauras Rex February 25, 2005

alabaster banana chamois

1)autoerotic dry wipe 2)one of mommy's nightmares 3)an embarassing oversight 4)an encrusted fuck sock

Trevor's mom reeled in sickened horror as she groped beneath his bed and grasped a wet alabaster banana chamois

by Jannasauras Rex January 8, 2005

jaydough

little green nuggets harvested from the cavernous depths of a rotten spud

Say Jay that's a mighty fine crop of Jaydough you've picked

by Jannasauras Rex January 7, 2005

sausage grinder

A drunk chick with braces who does not suck as much as chew while performing fellatio

after about ten minutes that sausage grinder turned my junk into potted-meat

by Jannasauras Rex February 24, 2005

bag on

verb:> to bag on; to call down, deride or berate a person for a poor descision or choice they have made. To insult. The lowest form of praise generally during conversation,in a group,with the subject present. Originally to place bag on; an ancient tradition whereby nomadic tribes of hunter gatherers roaming the steppe would bury an offending subject up to their neck and defecate upon their head to ensure the social order, often times the scrotum sack would be dragged across the subjects eyes. This would later be termed bagging on as in sport.
bag on,bagging on, bagged on

Hey man...I was drunk...how was I supposed t know that was a dude...stop bagging on me !!!

by Jannasauras Rex February 24, 2005

download software

...once again another term for pooping

"I'll be with you folks in a moment I have to download software".

by Jannasauras Rex April 2, 2005

horse lips

A reference to a females labia (as in the lips of her vagina) which after years of abuse and over indulgence have developed their own motor skills and as such have become profoundly large. In many cases as can be witnessed in the terminal bar whore variety the horse lips can be visible dangling pursed below the hem of many a mini-skirt slavering,rictused waiting for a meal. Some accounts mention an event where an extremely distended set of horse lips actually snatched a smothered burrito from a passing serving tray on it's way to a dismayed customer. Still other accounts warn of horse lips for they may hide horse teeth. A keen eye can spot horse lips on a pant clad woman...the horse lips will appear as two one pound slabs of liver jammed into the front pockets.

The velvety smooth horse lips enveloped her lovers head and he was heard from nevermore

by Jannasauras Rex February 24, 2005