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Chrismaukahramadquanzolstisthingy

Chrismaukahramadquanzolstisthingy:
The most inclusive winter holiday!

At least saying "Happy holidays" doesn't exclude anyone, but HapMerry Chrismaukahramadquanzolstisthingy actually includes them all. And HapMerry Chrismaukahramadquanzolstisthingy to you, too!

by JaneGordon.com December 27, 2022

Unpeopley

Unpeopley: Having a preference to be away from most people in all situations, and especially an aversion to talking with strangers.

Someone once told me that I never met a stranger, because I love people, want to know everyone's story, and talk with everyone/anyone within earshot. John is the opposite, he is so unpeopley that he barely talks with anyone unless absolutely necessary...sometimes even when it IS necessary!

by JaneGordon.com January 5, 2023

Unsmelly

Unsmelly: A person or thing that does not have an odor

As soon as John left I missed him. Knowing that smells trigger memories and good feelings I got his t-shirt out of the hamper to wear, but he is so unsmelly that nothing changed. Fooey.... still missing him!

by JaneGordon.com January 12, 2023

Adumption

A dumb assumption

He never questioned his own assumptions, even the worst adumption.

by JaneGordon.com July 15, 2023

Baditude

A bad attitude.

He always assumed the worst about everyone and everything. How awful it must be for him to live with the baditude.

by JaneGordon.com July 15, 2023

Outfit-Anxiety

When you're stressing about what to wear to an event, or even some every day thing.

I've gotten so used to wearing my pandemic-pants, that I had total outfit-anxiety while getting ready for Candi and Ben's wedding. I had it all picked out, ready the night before, then changed my mind shortly before walking out the door and changed the whole thing. What's the point of all the anxiety? As if anyone cares!

by JaneGordon.com August 11, 2023

1999-ing

When you make a phone call without having an appointment to make a phone call.
Just pick up the phone and call - imagine!

Because of the lockdown I don't take anything for granted, and have been 1999-ing old friends to re-connect. We never know when it's going to be too late, so just call and re-connect right now!

by JaneGordon.com December 20, 2020