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I've gotten so used to wearing my pandemic-pants, that I had total outfit-anxiety while getting ready for Candi and Ben's wedding. I had it all picked out, ready the night before, then changed my mind shortly before walking out the door and changed the whole thing. What's the point of all the anxiety? As if anyone cares!
by JaneGordon.com August 11, 2023
Get the Outfit-Anxiety mug.When you've been wearing your mask for too many hours, and are sweaty, light headed, ready to risk fines or even COVID-19....well, ready to risk anything other that someone else's well being.
After being in meetings all day I am masked-out and just want to rip this off my face! I would rather stay socially distanced at home alone than have to wear this one more minute.
by JaneGordon.com August 3, 2020
Get the Masked-Out mug.Doing a Giraldi:
When two work-a-holics can't get work done because they're in love and can't stop talking, can't stop smiling, can't stop laughing, but one of them can't/won't admit, can't or won't say it out loud.
When two work-a-holics can't get work done because they're in love and can't stop talking, can't stop smiling, can't stop laughing, but one of them can't/won't admit, can't or won't say it out loud.
John knew he was the luckiest guy on earth, but he won't just say what he feels because he's stuck in a giraldi...doing the giraldi big time!
Hm.... maybe he's holding it back for Valentine's Day.
Hm.... maybe he's holding it back for Valentine's Day.
by JaneGordon.com January 21, 2023
Get the Giraldi mug.Any task that requires no thought so you can talk on the phone at the same time while you’re doing it.
Not to be confused with 'thoughtless' which has negative connotations. Thinkless is extremely useful.
Not to be confused with 'thoughtless' which has negative connotations. Thinkless is extremely useful.
Jane's ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder) is pretty bad, so it helps her listen on the phone when she occupies herself with thinkless tasks. It's multitasking with benefits. She's often cleaning, so the more she talks, the cleaner her apartment. And the rest of the time it's graphics, so she gets work done at the same time. Yeah- a double win!
by JaneGordon.com January 22, 2023
Get the Thinkless mug.The covid-quiet, peaceful streets here in the heart of New York city are a bit upsetting, and depressing. This is Columbus Circle - we need our tourists, shoppers, locals, businesses, gawkers, buskers, artists, and everyone making noise and a big, fun mess!
by JaneGordon.com July 28, 2020
Get the Covid-Quiet mug.An amount of time designated for sweet-talk, necessary for those who don't often express their feelings.
John doesn't talk much about his feelings. He shows me that he loves me which is beautiful and more than enough, but sometimes I just really want to hear it, too. So we now have a few minutes of designated sweet-talk-time.
by JaneGordon.com April 9, 2023
Get the Sweet-Talk-Time mug.Love-Haze: When everything you see about and in a person is filtered through, and seen only through your heart and love. How they look, who they are... everything is beautiful.
Everything about John is beautiful to me... even his round belly... but I know I'm seeing him through a love-haze, so helping him eat heathier so he can lose weight. I will miss that cute belly!
by JaneGordon.com March 28, 2023
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