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Often-Wrong: Never-in-Doubt

When someone is sure of their opinion, but unopen to facts, truth, and light entering their mind, heart, and soul.
Patty complained that I like to check facts, but she prefers to trust her instincts. She is often-wrong: never-in-doubt.
by JaneGordon.com March 8, 2023
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Outfit-Anxiety

When you're stressing about what to wear to an event, or even some every day thing.
I've gotten so used to wearing my pandemic-pants, that I had total outfit-anxiety while getting ready for Candi and Ben's wedding. I had it all picked out, ready the night before, then changed my mind shortly before walking out the door and changed the whole thing. What's the point of all the anxiety? As if anyone cares!
by JaneGordon.com August 11, 2023
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Chrismaukahramadquanzolstisthingy

Chrismaukahramadquanzolstisthingy:
The most inclusive winter holiday!
At least saying "Happy holidays" doesn't exclude anyone, but HapMerry Chrismaukahramadquanzolstisthingy actually includes them all. And HapMerry Chrismaukahramadquanzolstisthingy to you, too!
by JaneGordon.com December 27, 2022
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Shame-Flation

Blaming "Cancel Culture" and playing the victim when someone gets blowback for doing or saying something awful, hurtful, and/or upsetting.
We all make mistakes, and it's liberating to own them, apologize, grow, and learn to be a better person. So why does everyone on Fox shame-flation responses to their bile and play the victim by blaming Cancel Culture?

Everyone has a first amendment right to say what they want, and everyone has a first amendment right to answer crappy things with anything from gentle criticism to harsh blowback.
by JaneGordon.com March 21, 2022
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premature redecoration

Premature Redecoration: Putting up holiday decorations WAY too early.
The day after Halloween as she was taking down {holiday decorations of ghosts and pumpkins, she put up her Christmas decorations. It's only November first and this is the worst case of premature redecoration I have seen- she skipped right over Thanksgiving!
by JaneGordon.com January 1, 2016
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Mask-Matching

Staying chic and fashionable by matching your jewelry and outfits to your face-mask every day.
OMG I just can't have my outfit clash with my mask! Jane's interchangeable jewelry makes mask-matching so much easier and affordable.
by JaneGordon.com May 10, 2020
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Purse Burger

A burger carried in purse or pocket so one doesn't have to be too hungry, or get blood sugar out of balance.
Working from home made it easy for Jane to stick with her super healthy eating habits, such as eating a small bit of very healthy food every three hours. The problem is when she goes out and doesn't have time or access to food. But she solves the problem by always having a turkey burger in a small plastic bag. People just think she's eating a muffin, because who would carry a purse burger?
by JaneGordon.com March 19, 2023
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