Masked-Out

When you've been wearing your mask for too many hours, and are sweaty, light headed, ready to risk fines or even COVID-19....well, ready to risk anything other that someone else's well being.

After being in meetings all day I am masked-out and just want to rip this off my face! I would rather stay socially distanced at home alone than have to wear this one more minute.

by JaneGordon.com August 03, 2020

Adumption

A dumb assumption

He never questioned his own assumptions, even the worst adumption.

by JaneGordon.com July 15, 2023

Outfit-Anxiety

When you're stressing about what to wear to an event, or even some every day thing.

I've gotten so used to wearing my pandemic-pants, that I had total outfit-anxiety while getting ready for Candi and Ben's wedding. I had it all picked out, ready the night before, then changed my mind shortly before walking out the door and changed the whole thing. What's the point of all the anxiety? As if anyone cares!

by JaneGordon.com August 11, 2023

Often-Wrong: Never-in-Doubt

When someone is sure of their opinion, but unopen to facts, truth, and light entering their mind, heart, and soul.

Patty complained that I like to check facts, but she prefers to trust her instincts. She is often-wrong: never-in-doubt.

by JaneGordon.com March 08, 2023

1999-ing

When you make a phone call without having an appointment to make a phone call.
Just pick up the phone and call - imagine!

Because of the lockdown I don't take anything for granted, and have been 1999-ing old friends to re-connect. We never know when it's going to be too late, so just call and re-connect right now!

by JaneGordon.com December 20, 2020

Mask-Matching

Staying chic and fashionable by matching your jewelry and outfits to your face-mask every day.

OMG I just can't have my outfit clash with my mask! Jane's interchangeable jewelry makes mask-matching so much easier and affordable.

by JaneGordon.com May 10, 2020

Purse Burger

A burger carried in purse or pocket so one doesn't have to be too hungry, or get blood sugar out of balance.

Working from home made it easy for Jane to stick with her super healthy eating habits, such as eating a small bit of very healthy food every three hours. The problem is when she goes out and doesn't have time or access to food. But she solves the problem by always having a turkey burger in a small plastic bag. People just think she's eating a muffin, because who would carry a purse burger?

by JaneGordon.com March 19, 2023