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Definitions by JaneGordon.com

Doing a Giraldi:
When two work-a-holics can't get work done because they're in love and can't stop talking, can't stop smiling, can't stop laughing, but one of them can't/won't admit, can't or won't say it out loud.
John knew he was the luckiest guy on earth, but he won't just say what he feels because he's stuck in a giraldi...doing the giraldi big time!

Hm.... maybe he's holding it back for Valentine's Day.
Giraldi by JaneGordon.com January 21, 2023
Unsmelly: A person or thing that does not have an odor
As soon as John left I missed him. Knowing that smells trigger memories and good feelings I got his t-shirt out of the hamper to wear, but he is so unsmelly that nothing changed. Fooey.... still missing him!
Unsmelly by JaneGordon.com January 12, 2023
Unpeopley: Having a preference to be away from most people in all situations, and especially an aversion to talking with strangers.
Someone once told me that I never met a stranger, because I love people, want to know everyone's story, and talk with everyone/anyone within earshot. John is the opposite, he is so unpeopley that he barely talks with anyone unless absolutely necessary...sometimes even when it IS necessary!
Unpeopley by JaneGordon.com January 5, 2023

Chrismaukahramadquanzolstisthingy 

Chrismaukahramadquanzolstisthingy:
The most inclusive winter holiday!
At least saying "Happy holidays" doesn't exclude anyone, but HapMerry Chrismaukahramadquanzolstisthingy actually includes them all. And HapMerry Chrismaukahramadquanzolstisthingy to you, too!
Buy-Q is your shopping intelligence
Choosing gifts is experienced as anything from joy, bothersome, nerve-wracking, to terrifying. Learn from The Gift Whisperer to improve your Buy-Q. You'll never stress over shopping again, and will always be the Gift-Hero!
Buy-Q by JaneGordon.com December 12, 2022

ADUMBTION 

Believe it or not, he made the adumbtion that if something was on Fox, OAN, or Info Wars that it could be trusted as fact...and we wonder why our country is so divided... :-(
ADUMBTION by JaneGordon.com August 29, 2022

Shame-Flation 

Blaming "Cancel Culture" and playing the victim when someone gets blowback for doing or saying something awful, hurtful, and/or upsetting.
We all make mistakes, and it's liberating to own them, apologize, grow, and learn to be a better person. So why does everyone on Fox shame-flation responses to their bile and play the victim by blaming Cancel Culture?

Everyone has a first amendment right to say what they want, and everyone has a first amendment right to answer crappy things with anything from gentle criticism to harsh blowback.
Shame-Flation by JaneGordon.com March 21, 2022