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Having sex with your X after you broke up.
Eric and Jane were off-and-on for six years but finally broke up when Jane got engaged and moved to Rome, and Eric married his college girlfriend. They are still friends decades later, but when Eric wanted to get Jane back into bed, she just explained "Sorry, I don't do X-sex."
by JaneGordon.com March 19, 2023
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Working from home made it easy for Jane to stick with her super healthy eating habits, such as eating a small bit of very healthy food every three hours. The problem is when she goes out and doesn't have time or access to food. But she solves the problem by always having a turkey burger in a small plastic bag. People just think she's eating a muffin, because who would carry a purse burger?
by JaneGordon.com March 19, 2023
Get the Purse Burger mug.When you're with your partner and no matter what happened in your life, you can finally relax because you're in the safe-love-bubble.
John and Jane have both had some terrifying experiences, but when they are together they can finally totally relax in their safe-love-bubble.
by JaneGordon.com March 19, 2023
Get the Safe-Love-Bubble mug.PBF aka Pretend Boyfriend is a convenient imaginary boyfriend who often comes in handy in many ways, such as excuse to get out of doing something, turning down a date, etc.
Occasionally Bill and I break up but it never lasts more than a few days and I know we'll be back together. So although technically we are broken up, dating anyone else feels like cheating. But Bill has to know what he's risking and that he might really lose me. That's where Carlo, my PBF (Pretend Boyfriend) comes in very handy...Bill does not not not like that Carlo is in my life!
by JaneGordon.com March 20, 2023
Get the PBF (Pretend Boyfriend) mug.When my nieces and nephew were little, I got sick every time I saw them because little kids are just germ-burgers, and I didn't have my own so had not built up immunity. One time I was talking to, and holding my two year old niece and she sneezed right into my mouth.
by JaneGordon.com March 25, 2023
Get the Germ-Burger mug.Love-Haze: When everything you see about and in a person is filtered through, and seen only through your heart and love. How they look, who they are... everything is beautiful.
Everything about John is beautiful to me... even his round belly... but I know I'm seeing him through a love-haze, so helping him eat heathier so he can lose weight. I will miss that cute belly!
by JaneGordon.com March 28, 2023
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When two work-a-holics can't get work done because they're in love and can't stop talking, can't stop smiling, can't stop laughing, but one of them can't/won't admit, can't or won't say it out loud.
When two work-a-holics can't get work done because they're in love and can't stop talking, can't stop smiling, can't stop laughing, but one of them can't/won't admit, can't or won't say it out loud.
John knew he was the luckiest guy on earth, but he won't just say what he feels because he's stuck in a giraldi...doing the giraldi big time!
Hm.... maybe he's holding it back for Valentine's Day.
Hm.... maybe he's holding it back for Valentine's Day.
by JaneGordon.com January 21, 2023
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