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Purse Burger

A burger carried in purse or pocket so one doesn't have to be too hungry, or get blood sugar out of balance.

Working from home made it easy for Jane to stick with her super healthy eating habits, such as eating a small bit of very healthy food every three hours. The problem is when she goes out and doesn't have time or access to food. But she solves the problem by always having a turkey burger in a small plastic bag. People just think she's eating a muffin, because who would carry a purse burger?

by JaneGordon.com March 19, 2023

premature redecoration

Premature Redecoration: Putting up holiday decorations WAY too early.

The day after Halloween as she was taking down {holiday decorations of ghosts and pumpkins, she put up her Christmas decorations. It's only November first and this is the worst case of premature redecoration I have seen- she skipped right over Thanksgiving!

by JaneGordon.com January 1, 2016

Mask-Matching

Staying chic and fashionable by matching your jewelry and outfits to your face-mask every day.

OMG I just can't have my outfit clash with my mask! Jane's interchangeable jewelry makes mask-matching so much easier and affordable.

by JaneGordon.com May 10, 2020

1999-ing

When you make a phone call without having an appointment to make a phone call.
Just pick up the phone and call - imagine!

Because of the lockdown I don't take anything for granted, and have been 1999-ing old friends to re-connect. We never know when it's going to be too late, so just call and re-connect right now!

by JaneGordon.com December 20, 2020

Cov-Earrings

Earrings which are suited for life in the pandemic world of COVID-19.

- There are the extra large or sparkling gemstone earrings which look good on Zoom calls.

- There are the small studs that work out in public when the large earrings get caught on face-masks.

- They match the face-mask colors.
- They are mix-and-match so the same earrings can be worn in different ways.

Jane makes the best cov-earrings! They are interchangeable so the same studs and drops can be worn in lots of different ways for different situations.

by JaneGordon.com May 12, 2020

Kiss-Alarm

When you wake your partner with a kiss instead of an alarm clock.

Since I am usually awake before John, if he needs to be up at a certain time, just before his clock buzzes I give him a kiss-alarm.

by JaneGordon.com April 4, 2023

Unsmelly

Unsmelly: A person or thing that does not have an odor

As soon as John left I missed him. Knowing that smells trigger memories and good feelings I got his t-shirt out of the hamper to wear, but he is so unsmelly that nothing changed. Fooey.... still missing him!

by JaneGordon.com January 12, 2023