PBF aka Pretend Boyfriend is a convenient imaginary boyfriend who often comes in handy in many ways, such as excuse to get out of doing something, turning down a date, etc.
Occasionally Bill and I break up but it never lasts more than a few days and I know we'll be back together. So although technically we are broken up, dating anyone else feels like cheating. But Bill has to know what he's risking and that he might really lose me. That's where Carlo, my PBF (Pretend Boyfriend) comes in very handy...Bill does not not not like that Carlo is in my life!
by JaneGordon.com March 20, 2023
When your hair, clothing, jewelry, and make-up are pulled together enough that you can get onto a video call without embarrassing yourself and/or scaring everyone else. This is especially important/ challenging when working alone at home.
Thank goodness I had an hour warning before the meeting to get myself presentable and Zoom-ready. I put in my contacts, fixed hair and make-up, put on my cov-earrings - - but true confession: I was still in my pandemic-pants!
by JaneGordon.com May 19, 2020
Earrings which are suited for life in the pandemic world of COVID-19.
- There are the extra large or sparkling gemstone earrings which look good on Zoom calls.
- There are the small studs that work out in public when the large earrings get caught on face-masks.
- They match the face-mask colors.
- They are mix-and-match so the same earrings can be worn in different ways.
- There are the extra large or sparkling gemstone earrings which look good on Zoom calls.
- There are the small studs that work out in public when the large earrings get caught on face-masks.
- They match the face-mask colors.
- They are mix-and-match so the same earrings can be worn in different ways.
Jane makes the best cov-earrings! They are interchangeable so the same studs and drops can be worn in lots of different ways for different situations.
by JaneGordon.com May 12, 2020
John has a much higher dirty-dish-tolerance, aka DDT, than Jane, so she ends up doing most of the dishes. She wonders if she is just encouraging him to do even less, but oh well, no big deal in the big picture.
by JaneGordon.com May 20, 2024
To learn if someone is lying or telling the truth, lead them down a verbal path ending in asking them to swear on their future orgasms, because no one will risk that if they are lying!
It works like this... instruct the person saying "Repeat after me" then have them repeat phrase by phrase...you say:
"I Swear"
(They repeat)
"I am telling the truth that (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"and if I did not (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"I will never"
(They repeat)
"have another"
(They repeat)
"orgasm in my life"
First, they are going to laugh. If they are lying, they will never never never repeat that last phrase. If they are telling the truth they do!
It works like this... instruct the person saying "Repeat after me" then have them repeat phrase by phrase...you say:
"I Swear"
(They repeat)
"I am telling the truth that (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"and if I did not (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"I will never"
(They repeat)
"have another"
(They repeat)
"orgasm in my life"
First, they are going to laugh. If they are lying, they will never never never repeat that last phrase. If they are telling the truth they do!
When John finally told me he loved me, I walked him through the swear.... he said it!
I squealed "OMG John, if you're willing to swear on your orgasm, it must be really true! And I love love love you, too."
I squealed "OMG John, if you're willing to swear on your orgasm, it must be really true! And I love love love you, too."
by JaneGordon.com March 10, 2023
As soon as John left I missed him. Knowing that smells trigger memories and good feelings I got his t-shirt out of the hamper to wear, but he is so unsmelly that nothing changed. Fooey.... still missing him!
by JaneGordon.com January 12, 2023
For those who know that to dress well is essential, even in a pandemic, these are the best and latest fashion trends which reflect the new normal.
Jane was always a fashion leader, and is hitting it again with her interchangeable jewelry designs to go with the quarantine-couture. It's almost as if the fashion industry was following her!
by JaneGordon.com May 11, 2020