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John-Jerk

When someone is just being irrationally stubborn for no reason, but they are still adorably lovable.
John was being a John-jerk and insisting he was right (he wasn't), but I just love him too much to take the bait and fight, so I am happy to be the blame-eater.
by JaneGordon.com April 4, 2023
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Giraldi

Doing a Giraldi:
When two work-a-holics can't get work done because they're in love and can't stop talking, can't stop smiling, can't stop laughing, but one of them can't/won't admit, can't or won't say it out loud.
John knew he was the luckiest guy on earth, but he won't just say what he feels because he's stuck in a giraldi...doing the giraldi big time!

Hm.... maybe he's holding it back for Valentine's Day.
by JaneGordon.com January 21, 2023
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Thinkless

Any task that requires no thought so you can talk on the phone at the same time while you’re doing it.

Not to be confused with 'thoughtless' which has negative connotations. Thinkless is extremely useful.
Jane's ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder) is pretty bad, so it helps her listen on the phone when she occupies herself with thinkless tasks. It's multitasking with benefits. She's often cleaning, so the more she talks, the cleaner her apartment. And the rest of the time it's graphics, so she gets work done at the same time. Yeah- a double win!
by JaneGordon.com January 22, 2023
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Blame-Eater

Blame-Eater:

A person who happily accepts blame for things they didn't do, mostly to take the pressure off others and/or to assuage someone else's feelings, and also to avoid arguments and end the silliness of the blaming conversation. The blame-eater is comfortable enough in knowing themselves so as not to worry what others think, so the blame disappears in a puff of smiles.
John can be a bit blaming. Luckily, Jane adores him, doesn't want to fight, and doesn't mind being the blame-eater.
"So it's my fault now? Okay, I'll take the blame. Let's hug."
by JaneGordon.com February 2, 2023
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Dancing-Lips

When you're trying to kiss, but your favorite dance song is playing and your lips keep time with the music.
John and Jane were in the middle of very romantic kissing, when Jane's favorite dance song started playing. John didn't know what was happening when Jane got dancing-lips, and couldn't help kissing in time to the music.
by JaneGordon.com April 14, 2024
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Dirty-Dish-Tolerance, aka DDT

John has a much higher dirty-dish-tolerance, aka DDT, than Jane, so she ends up doing most of the dishes. She wonders if she is just encouraging him to do even less, but oh well, no big deal in the big picture.
by JaneGordon.com May 20, 2024
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Death by Bliss

When you have a habit that is clearly bad for your health, but it gives so much happiness...pure joy and bliss, that you just stick with it anyway.
After a life of struggling through sleepless nights, Jane discovered cognac. Now when she wakes in the night, sipping some cognac makes her tickle, giggle, then fall back into a blissful sleep. She know it's unhealthy in the long term, but it's pure joy every single night. She's willing to accept death by bliss.
by JaneGordon.com March 7, 2024
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