When you're with your partner and no matter what happened in your life, you can finally relax because you're in the safe-love-bubble.
John and Jane have both had some terrifying experiences, but when they are together they can finally totally relax in their safe-love-bubble.
by JaneGordon.com March 19, 2023
Get the Safe-Love-Bubble mug.Believe it or not, he made the adumbtion that if something was on Fox, OAN, or Info Wars that it could be trusted as fact...and we wonder why our country is so divided... :-(
by JaneGordon.com August 29, 2022
Get the ADUMBTION mug.When you're trying to kiss, but your favorite dance song is playing and your lips keep time with the music.
John and Jane were in the middle of very romantic kissing, when Jane's favorite dance song started playing. John didn't know what was happening when Jane got dancing-lips, and couldn't help kissing in time to the music.
by JaneGordon.com April 14, 2024
Get the Dancing-Lips mug.Blame-Eater:
A person who happily accepts blame for things they didn't do, mostly to take the pressure off others and/or to assuage someone else's feelings, and also to avoid arguments and end the silliness of the blaming conversation. The blame-eater is comfortable enough in knowing themselves so as not to worry what others think, so the blame disappears in a puff of smiles.
A person who happily accepts blame for things they didn't do, mostly to take the pressure off others and/or to assuage someone else's feelings, and also to avoid arguments and end the silliness of the blaming conversation. The blame-eater is comfortable enough in knowing themselves so as not to worry what others think, so the blame disappears in a puff of smiles.
John can be a bit blaming. Luckily, Jane adores him, doesn't want to fight, and doesn't mind being the blame-eater.
"So it's my fault now? Okay, I'll take the blame. Let's hug."
"So it's my fault now? Okay, I'll take the blame. Let's hug."
by JaneGordon.com February 02, 2023
Get the Blame-Eater mug.When my nieces and nephew were little, I got sick every time I saw them because little kids are just germ-burgers, and I didn't have my own so had not built up immunity. One time I was talking to, and holding my two year old niece and she sneezed right into my mouth.
by JaneGordon.com March 25, 2023
Get the Germ-Burger mug.To learn if someone is lying or telling the truth, lead them down a verbal path ending in asking them to swear on their future orgasms, because no one will risk that if they are lying!
It works like this... instruct the person saying "Repeat after me" then have them repeat phrase by phrase...you say:
"I Swear"
(They repeat)
"I am telling the truth that (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"and if I did not (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"I will never"
(They repeat)
"have another"
(They repeat)
"orgasm in my life"
First, they are going to laugh. If they are lying, they will never never never repeat that last phrase. If they are telling the truth they do!
It works like this... instruct the person saying "Repeat after me" then have them repeat phrase by phrase...you say:
"I Swear"
(They repeat)
"I am telling the truth that (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"and if I did not (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"I will never"
(They repeat)
"have another"
(They repeat)
"orgasm in my life"
First, they are going to laugh. If they are lying, they will never never never repeat that last phrase. If they are telling the truth they do!
When John finally told me he loved me, I walked him through the swear.... he said it!
I squealed "OMG John, if you're willing to swear on your orgasm, it must be really true! And I love love love you, too."
I squealed "OMG John, if you're willing to swear on your orgasm, it must be really true! And I love love love you, too."
by JaneGordon.com March 10, 2023
Get the Swear on Your Orgasm mug.Earrings which are suited for life in the pandemic world of COVID-19.
- There are the extra large or sparkling gemstone earrings which look good on Zoom calls.
- There are the small studs that work out in public when the large earrings get caught on face-masks.
- They match the face-mask colors.
- They are mix-and-match so the same earrings can be worn in different ways.
- There are the extra large or sparkling gemstone earrings which look good on Zoom calls.
- There are the small studs that work out in public when the large earrings get caught on face-masks.
- They match the face-mask colors.
- They are mix-and-match so the same earrings can be worn in different ways.
Jane makes the best cov-earrings! They are interchangeable so the same studs and drops can be worn in lots of different ways for different situations.
by JaneGordon.com May 12, 2020
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