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Culture Vulture: A term describing individuals who, out of a desire to fit in, adopt and mimic popular cultural trends or identities. It’s a form of social camouflage, where people blend into various subcultures—like hipster, goth, emo, or religious groups—or even adopt political stances, such as far-right or far-left ideologies, and even certain sexualities, just to fit in. They might change their appearance, behavior, or even support causes and identities they don’t genuinely believe in, all for the sake of safety in numbers and acceptance.
Lee: Frank, guess what, bruv? I’m the team leader of the show bar now! I’m gonna get bear pussy now, bruv, I’m the top dog now bruv! LOL.
Frank: Sick, bruv! LOL.
Lee: And that melt Gary from the family bar tried mugging me off bruv. No chance, bruv. He’s got that emo haircut — he's just riding trends. He doesn’t even like the music, bruv! LOL. Hes a proper melt, bruv, a full-on culture vulture! LOL.
Frank: Init, bruv LOL.
Frank: Sick, bruv! LOL.
Lee: And that melt Gary from the family bar tried mugging me off bruv. No chance, bruv. He’s got that emo haircut — he's just riding trends. He doesn’t even like the music, bruv! LOL. Hes a proper melt, bruv, a full-on culture vulture! LOL.
Frank: Init, bruv LOL.
by Jamie Cheese December 12, 2025
Get the Culture Vulture mug.An "AI ninja" is someone who masters the true power potential of Artificial Intelligence apps" with precision, almost like a real ninja martialist black belt holder. They know how to navigate AI’s capabilities, solve problems, and create wealth, communicate effortlessly with the opposite sex, destroy any enemies, deal with the authorities, tell the best jokes, have the best humor. All they need is a smartphone and internet connection. They gain borderline godlike powers. It's like all human history: geniuses, prodigies all in one bit, like jobe from lawnmower man Stephen Hawking's movie where a simpleton
It is used like a human guinea pig and forced to feed powerful nootropic drugs and VR learning programs 24/7 and gains godlike powers almost overnight.
It is used like a human guinea pig and forced to feed powerful nootropic drugs and VR learning programs 24/7 and gains godlike powers almost overnight.
Frank: Hey, Lee! You won't believe what I saw Mike the other day! He was driving a Bugatti Veyron! Around town with a hot OF blonde girl in the passenger seat. And get this, he's got a mansion now too.
Lee: Really? Mike? Really, shut up Frank. Last time I spoke to him he was working at Maccy Dees and living with his mother basement. LOL. You're winding me up big time. He's always been a loser, degenerate.
Frank: I know, Lee! Apparently learned to use this thing called AI apps on his smartphone — it's the new Bitcoin sort of, a get rich overnight scheme that really works like magic .
Lee: WFT? It can't be that easy, can it mate? LOL?
Frank: I'm going to try it. Hope I don't get scammed. Sounds too good to be true — where's the catch LOL?
Lee: Bruv… watch. Next week we both gonna come back millionaires saying I'm a a AI Ninja like mike to happy days..
Frank: If it gets me a Bugatti and a blonde, OF Girl and a million pounds I'm in LOL
Lee: Me to Bruv I'm on it like a car bonnet .
Lee: Really? Mike? Really, shut up Frank. Last time I spoke to him he was working at Maccy Dees and living with his mother basement. LOL. You're winding me up big time. He's always been a loser, degenerate.
Frank: I know, Lee! Apparently learned to use this thing called AI apps on his smartphone — it's the new Bitcoin sort of, a get rich overnight scheme that really works like magic .
Lee: WFT? It can't be that easy, can it mate? LOL?
Frank: I'm going to try it. Hope I don't get scammed. Sounds too good to be true — where's the catch LOL?
Lee: Bruv… watch. Next week we both gonna come back millionaires saying I'm a a AI Ninja like mike to happy days..
Frank: If it gets me a Bugatti and a blonde, OF Girl and a million pounds I'm in LOL
Lee: Me to Bruv I'm on it like a car bonnet .
by Jamie Cheese November 6, 2025
Get the AI Ninja mug.E-Ghosts: A term for a modern generation of tech-savvy criminals who use technology like fast sports e-bikes to steal phones and use signal jammers to steal luxury vehicles, like Range Rovers, also involved in thefts, to drug dealing, assaults, and even murder. They operate in complete anonymity, wearing disguises and all-black clothing, balaclavas gloves and face masks, making the authorities powerless against them. Their motto: is "No face, no case
Lee: Did you see?
The news, Frank? This new generation are outsmarting the police.
Frank: Absolutely! They boot around on e-bikes, wearing masks, and just grab phones do bear crime and sell hard drugs. The police have got no chance of catching them there.
E-Ghosts LOL.
Lee. Lol
The news, Frank? This new generation are outsmarting the police.
Frank: Absolutely! They boot around on e-bikes, wearing masks, and just grab phones do bear crime and sell hard drugs. The police have got no chance of catching them there.
E-Ghosts LOL.
Lee. Lol
by Jamie Cheese November 26, 2025
Get the E-Ghosts mug.A new genre of music from the UK from the next generation on Irish travellers Pikeys do what you likeys. It's has a mix of rap and of old 90s dance tunes remixed with some electro lyrics it's normally about selling drugs and crime. In Every video it has always got an expensive, high-performance German whip in it and caravans along with loads of traveller youths.
Yo bruv, what's this banging tune you're playing in your whip?
It's Silky's new one; it's sick, bruv. It's a new bit of a pikey rap.
It's Silky's new one; it's sick, bruv. It's a new bit of a pikey rap.
by Jamie Cheese March 14, 2025
Get the Pikey Rap mug.DoomTubers:A YouTubers who’ve turned the platform into a full-blown train wreck you can’t stop watching. YouTube used to be a happy-go-lucky place, but now it’s a nonstop stream of doom, gloom, and misery. Their content is always depressing — all about how bad the world is today.
For some reason, you still end up clicking their videos on everything from prepping, conspiracies, doomsday talk, food shortages, drugs, crime, murders, wars — you name it — and it leaves you feeling stressed, angry, or depressed. The comments section is always packed with doomers and trolls.
For some reason, you still end up clicking their videos on everything from prepping, conspiracies, doomsday talk, food shortages, drugs, crime, murders, wars — you name it — and it leaves you feeling stressed, angry, or depressed. The comments section is always packed with doomers and trolls.
Lee: Anything good on YouTube ATM mate ?
Frank: Only videos from DoomTubers, mate! all over my feed . “The end of the world is coming,” “society collapsing etc.”
Lee: Yeah, they’ve turned YouTube into a miserable place, haven't they ?
Frank: Exactly! I just want a laugh relax and enjoy myself there. Now it makes me want to slit my wrists.
Lee: LOL.
Frank: Only videos from DoomTubers, mate! all over my feed . “The end of the world is coming,” “society collapsing etc.”
Lee: Yeah, they’ve turned YouTube into a miserable place, haven't they ?
Frank: Exactly! I just want a laugh relax and enjoy myself there. Now it makes me want to slit my wrists.
Lee: LOL.
by Jamie Cheese November 15, 2025
Get the DoomTubers mug.Male Plant (UK Slang): A cannabis plant that growers want to avoid because it pollinates female plants, resulting in lower yields and a crop full of seeds. Just like many other organisms on Earth, cannabis plants have sexes—male and female—and it’s not a form of plant sexism, just nature’s way. When buying seeds, always choose feminized seeds from reputable sources and avoid mixing plants from different growers, as a single male plant can ruin your entire crop. Otherwise, you risk wasting time, money, effort… and your liberty.
Frank: Lee bruv, you never guessed what happened the other day bruv. Chris, you know, Kidnapper Chris, right? He sold a male plant to Fred for next to nothing, but turns out, Fred mixed it with his own crop, and his whole yield was ruined! LOL. Bruv.
Lee: No way! Fred must have gone proper mental buv LOL!
Frank: He went straight over and gave Chriss a proper kicking and jumped all over his chest. LOL bruv.
Lee: LOL.
Lee: No way! Fred must have gone proper mental buv LOL!
Frank: He went straight over and gave Chriss a proper kicking and jumped all over his chest. LOL bruv.
Lee: LOL.
by Jamie Cheese December 14, 2025
Get the Male Plant mug.Bliss Burglar: A person who steals your happiness when you’re on cloud nine, dragging you down with negativity, doubt, sarcasm, or provoking questions like Why are you so happy? They can be a co-worker, boss, friend, family member, or even a stranger. Bliss burglars take pleasure in killing your buzz and leaving you feeling rock-bottom. Avoid at all costs when you’re feeling happy.
Lee: Bruv, every morning I wake up feeling great happy, there’s always some dickhead ruining my day. Is happiness is a crime nowadays bruv?, Life’s tough enough in the UK already, Bruv.
Frank: Yeah, it's them bliss burglars, bruv ? They get a kick out of making you feel bad, just because
There twats bruv LOL.
Lee: Init bruv LOL.
Frank: Yeah, it's them bliss burglars, bruv ? They get a kick out of making you feel bad, just because
There twats bruv LOL.
Lee: Init bruv LOL.
by Jamie Cheese December 15, 2025
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