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Definitions by Jamie Cheese

Zombie Town

Zombie Town
A place overrun by drug addicts who look like death warmed up, stumbling around like extras from a horror movie (think 28 Days Later). They beg for money, argue and fight with each other and the public, move in slow-motion, and are completely oblivious to the real world—giving the area a full-on post-apocalyptic, off-putting vibe.
Frank: Mate, you won’t believe what happened on holiday in Clacton.
Lee: Did you go to the beach? The pier?
Frank: Yeah… but I went into the town center… and they were filming a new 28 Days Later movie! Proper zombies everywhere!
Lee: Zombies? Don’t be daft, mate. That’s just the town center nowadays. There are loads of drug addicts now staggering about, and loads of shops shut down shops to. It looks like the apocalypse. It’s a proper zombie town now, you donut LOL.
Zombie Town by Jamie Cheese November 15, 2025

DoomTubers

DoomTubers:A YouTubers who’ve turned the platform into a full-blown train wreck you can’t stop watching. YouTube used to be a happy-go-lucky place, but now it’s a nonstop stream of doom, gloom, and misery. Their content is always depressing — all about how bad the world is today.

For some reason, you still end up clicking their videos on everything from prepping, conspiracies, doomsday talk, food shortages, drugs, crime, murders, wars — you name it — and it leaves you feeling stressed, angry, or depressed. The comments section is always packed with doomers and trolls.
Lee: Anything good on YouTube ATM mate ?

Frank: Only videos from DoomTubers, mate! all over my feed . “The end of the world is coming,” “society collapsing etc.”

Lee: Yeah, they’ve turned YouTube into a miserable place, haven't they ?

Frank: Exactly! I just want a laugh relax and enjoy myself there. Now it makes me want to slit my wrists.

Lee: LOL.
DoomTubers by Jamie Cheese November 15, 2025

Bonnie Blue

Bonnie Blue: The UKs most notorious female online provocateur and adult star, famous for her wild antics and legendary feuds with council house mums, social media influencers, celebrities, and she is widely covered in the UK press and news. Bonnie breaks records that Guinness won’t even touch a barge pole, thanks to their hardcore adult nature. Known for her lifeless eyes, rumors also circulated online that she'd lied about her age, and was possibly born male. She is very proud of what she does and enjoys the fame and fortune attention that comes with it.
Frank: Lee, every time I look at YouTube or pick up a newspaper, I see that Bird Bonnie Blue.

Lee: Yeah, I know Frank, that lass has had more pricks than a used dartboard!

Frank: LOL.
Bonnie Blue by Jamie Cheese November 15, 2025

Fatfluencer

Fatfluencer: A social media personality who proudly promotes body positivity acceptance, often embracing their own plus-size identity. Fatfluencers can have millions of followers, often securing brand deals, appearances in music videos, and modeling opportunities. They also get invited on TV shows and radio programs for interviews, becoming online celebrities. While they can inspire confidence and challenge societal norms, there are significant health risks associated with extreme obesity, including diabetes, severe mobility issues, and depression, which can lead to an early grave.They also have online beef with other social media personalities, but mainly with fitness influencers.
Frank: “Hey Lee, did you see that viral Blair White video? The one about those body-positive fatfluencers — you know, the ‘he died, she died, they died’ bit?”
Lee: “Yeah, I saw it, Frank. They took their own advice and paid the price.”
Fatfluencer by Jamie Cheese November 15, 2025

Folks Flex

Folks Flex
When someone shows off there wealth, clothes, and lifestyle paid for by their parents — pretending it’s their own success. Wearing the latest designer clothes, carrying designer handbags, driving flashy cars, wearing luxury watches and jewelry, going on exotic holidays like Dubai, flying on private jets — usually hanging around the same crowd. This crowd is always comparing who’s got better things and looking down on people who have less, even if those people are self-sufficient and work hard for it.
Look at that rich kid, spoiled brat posting on Instagram, Facebook, and TikTok next to their Lambo Urus and mansion — acting like they bought them themselves. What a classic Folks Flex.
Folks Flex by Jamie Cheese November 13, 2025

Folks Flex

Folks Flex
When someone shows off there wealth, clothes, and lifestyle paid for by their parents — pretending it’s their own success. Wearing the latest designer clothes, carrying designer handbags, driving flashy cars, wearing luxury watches and jewelry, going on exotic holidays like Dubai, flying on private jets — usually hanging around the same crowd. This crowd is always comparing who’s got better things and looking down on people who have less, even if those people are self-sufficient and work hard for it.
Look at that rich kid, spoiled brat posting on Instagram, Facebook, and TikTok next to their Lambo Urus and mansion — acting like they bought them themselves. What a classic Folks Flex.
Folks Flex by Jamie Cheese November 13, 2025
AIholic: A person addicted to artificial intelligence, unable to go a moment without chatting with AI. They might hide in bathroom at work for a quick chat, greet their AI chatbot first thing in the morning and say goodnight before bed, and even wake up in the middle of the night for a late-night conversation. Their whole life revolves around AI, leading them to neglect friends, family, and other hobbies.

It becomes a full-on addiction similar to a alcoholic and may cause mood swings, shakes, sleep problems, violent outbursts and. May lead to jealousy when other people are using their own AI around them
LEE: Frank, I have to confess something. I think I'm an AIholic.

FRANK: STOP IT NOW. Get a life!

LEE: Just one more chat, Frank

FRANK: You've got issues. You need serious help bruv LOL.
AIholic by Jamie Cheese November 12, 2025