schmoo

1. A weird white blob of a thing that was a cartoon in the 70's and 80's
2. fanny, pussy, use in conjuntion with a tockley, knob or even another schmoo.
Man that girls didnt have any undies on, she knew i could see and she showed me her schmoo!
by jamesbrown April 22, 2003
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Bondi cigar

blind mullet,turd, grogan, nebraska,boree,shit.
Of the free floating variety, found when you go swimming at Bondibeach, Sydney,Australia. The government thought it would be a good idea to pump sewage out to sea, they have sort of fixed it by now pumping it out further, but in a rough sea you may still meet the bondi cigar.
My mate went swimming at bondi beach, and a bondi cigar touched him.
by jamesbrown April 24, 2003
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Stoke-on-Trent

Recently voted "The worst place to live in all of the U.K." In no way is related to the Australian saying "i'm stoked"
I drove through stoke on trent, it looked like all the buildings needed a good wash to get all the soot off them.
by jamesbrown April 22, 2003
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Durrie

Cigarette, Australian saying, commonly used in Queensland, sometimes not understood in other parts of Australia.
Spoken by the bevan, who carries in the other hand a stubbie of XXXX, Tooheys or VB



Hey bloke, can I scab a durrie off you?
by jamesbrown April 23, 2003
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White pointers

A pair of untanned breasts, or for some people, a pair of white tits.
Go to bondi, you'll see more than a few backpackers showing their white pointers. Have a relaxing XXXX or tooheys and take the view in!
by jamesbrown May 01, 2003
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hydro

Marijuana which has been grown indoors using lights and chemicals. Quite dangerous as the grower usually does not take the two weeks required to "flush" the plant on water alone, thus removing the phosphors and fertilizers out of the plant, so the smoker will quite likely suffer mental problems, possibly even after a short while but will suffer them eventually. see weed, ganja, chronic or bud etc.
I think hydro weed is dangerous shit, i would like to nail irresponsible growers to the wall!.
by jamesbrown April 23, 2003
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Win win

A term a smarmy salesman or manager uses to tell you that both parties have positive outcomes from a situation. This is rarely true. see Enterprise bargaining
So you see here we have a win win deal.

Oh yes of course, you take my old car for nothing, and i pay off this new one for the next 38 years, i am a winner then arent i?
by jamesbrown May 02, 2003
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