JamesBrown's definitions

Five finger discount

Stealing.

How much was that?
I got it for a five finger discount.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Craptop

A laptop computer that doesn't do what the salesman said it would, or a laptop which has seen better days.

That craptop is fucked, i think i'll throw it out the window.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Dejavu

Havent i been here before type of feeling. Opposite of vujade

When i walked into the room, i had such a sense of dejavu, even though i had not been there before.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

youse

You's. Made popular in Australia by emm der emm I love youse all Jeff fenech, Australian middleweight (i think) boxer. Popular amoung dopey australians, who are know as Bevans, Westies, Bogans and Yobbos

Emm der emm, i luv youse alls

by jamesbrown April 23, 2003

Prut

French, Flemmish, Danish and many other european languages for fart

This danish girl my mate married thought she could get away with farting by saying " no it was a fart, it was a prut"

by jamesbrown April 24, 2003

Loud american

The loud american is an obnoxious buffoon, one who, even though may be in a quiet room feels the need to talk at the top of their voice, also known to excessive bragging. Compounded when combined with the Ignorant american

NOTE: Not all americans are loud, some seem to be actually quite normal, it just seems the ones on holiday wherever i am happen to be of the LOUD variety.

I was in an airport waitng area once with about 300 people, i was at one end and at the other a pair of loud americans were clealy audible over everybody else's chatter.

by jamesbrown April 23, 2003

Stoke-on-Trent

Recently voted "The worst place to live in all of the U.K." In no way is related to the Australian saying "i'm stoked"

I drove through stoke on trent, it looked like all the buildings needed a good wash to get all the soot off them.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003