Definitions by JamesBrown

Tightarses

One who refuses to pay the going rate, someone who accepts your offers of drinks or whatever and does'nt repay the favour.

That guy is such a tightarse, drank my piss all night then would'nt let me have one of his durries

Tightarses by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Fartograhper 

One who smells farts and rates them. I met one such chap on a european holiday, Neil From NZ. Strange guy, anyone who farted he felt like he had to tell you how bad/good it was, i scored a 10/10! see Fartograhpy

Neil, weirdo but nice guy rated farts.

Fartograhper by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Dejavu 

Havent i been here before type of feeling. Opposite of vujade

When i walked into the room, i had such a sense of dejavu, even though i had not been there before.

Dejavu by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Hebrew lowers 

A small automatic pistol with a high rate of fire, smaller than an Uzi, used by the mossad

Many people, innocent and otherwise, have been shot and killed by the hebrew lowers.

Hebrew lowers by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Vujade 

Opposite of dejavu. Going somewhere and realising you have no idea what to expect. Essentialy a bullshit word. May make you sound knowledgeable but will most likely make you sound like a dickhead

First time i went to Amsterdam i had such a sense of vujade.

Vujade by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Boofhead 

Australian saying. A boofhead is one who is a little slow, or maybe just does silly things. I'm a boofhead, thats why im writing this, it's silly. Generally good natured. The sort of person who drinks and gets so pissed they decide it's a good idea to shout people you barely know drinks.

Most of my mates are boofheads, that why we get along.

Boofhead by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Craptop

A laptop computer that doesn't do what the salesman said it would, or a laptop which has seen better days.

That craptop is fucked, i think i'll throw it out the window.

Craptop by jamesbrown April 22, 2003